Here is a gif I created with the iPhone MySpace app on June 21st, 2013

RIP.

the myspace iphone app (which I just re-downloaded from an archive on my computer b/c it's no longer in the app store) is so old and buggy that my phone sent me a notification that it could seriously slow down my phone, basically implying, "delete this, idiot" –– I just wanted to see if you could still create gifs on it, but alas it's not working at all lol

I did start a new profile called TilapiaRon though, and might blog about tilapia from the vantage point of a guy named Ron

S T O P the V I O L E N C E ✌️

take it to the limit
baby please don't cry
I think I wanna hand over
this harsh bandito love supply

I Have To Read 37 137 Tweets (For Work) After I Go Pee-Peep: A True Story

➬ click the 🔥-words to read more dumb-dumb thoughts like this 1

-Actor as Musician-

'FAILSCALE' + Societal Threat Guide

I ' D LuV I T if U (all-of-us)
waz a Lil'' L e SS ReªL

Mark has been encountering some weather recently and the results… well, the results are that he is still walking barefoot across America.

(PS. I highlighted this thought from today's blog post because it is actually similar to a thought I've had before.)

… it's super cold in the office today; not sure what's up with that …

Watch out: @0tterboy is on that Periscope tip now. I must say that I like the simplicity/control of your content on Periscope better than FB Live, but FBL kills it on the functionality/creative side of things. The option to draw on your face whilst creating a live-feed video is pretty amazing.

🏈 2 NYC ATHLETES TO GET EXCITED FOR IN 2017 & BEYOND 🏀

Brad Wing (left) is the Aussie punter of the New York Football Giants and he wears braces. Guillermo Gustavo "Willy" Hernangómez Geuer (right; pronounced… um, Billy?) is a backup member of the frontcourt for the New York Basketball Knicks and he is a beautiful Spanish boy who is going to be already a very solid NBA player.

LIVE on #Periscope https://t.co/cDIkWD87w7 — ø (@0tterboy) November 21, 2016

🏈 THOUGHT

I've noticed more and more at the end of games wherein the "miracle lateral play" is employed, players are less inclined to actually lateral the football if they don't have a clearing to hit a teammate with a level of certainty, which is to say––perhaps––they don't want to risk having a lost fumble attributed to their stats, both IRL and in the fantasy realm (this is just a theory, and a run-on sentence; I have no evidence to back this up––I just wanted to bitch that these "miracle lateral plays" have become, too often, stale, and it breaks my heart ever so because I love those plays).

http://pic.twitter.com/qKQgMcjshI — ø (@0tterboy) November 21, 2016

Went to the zoo today and saw this guy.

☚

… h e l p

This is an email that came into my work's general "info" account. The dude this guy is trying to email will never see this. There's so much anger in the world and hardly any of it's justifiable. I do appreciate signing your emails, "You are scum. Good luck!!" Might start doing that.

http://pic.twitter.com/WA71SGSyrU — ø (@0tterboy) November 20, 2016

"We can never give up on our dreams"

http://www.myameri.ca/p/peers.html

other the horizon,, a sheltered parkarena homeless ampersand naked in the darkening sky

WARNING: ON OCTOBER 23rd 2013 I GOOGLED THE NUMBER "83" – PLEASE CLICK "MORE»" DIRECTLY BELOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO WITNESS THE INCREDIBLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULTS!

A thing I highly encourage you to try doing as well:

just don't think about Kanye West or process/consume any Kanye West content; I've been doing it for years now and I've never felt better.

lol 😂 the Knicks scored 47 in the fourth quarter.

http://pic.twitter.com/wK4pzv2wc3 — ø (@0tterboy) November 17, 2016

Nugs

Nufs

Just saw an acorn that reminded me of the replaceable football cleats I wore in high school. You would have to replace these every once in awhile when they got ground down. This is not how life works in other arenas. You just have to play with what you got.

the true lesson from the 2016 election…

Nubz

I've blogged about this a couple times now, but you really need to be following along with Mark Baumer's epic barefoot journey across the USA. In 30+ days, he's traveled from Providence, RI to the middle of Pennsylvania. This is currently the best and only newspaper and television show I consume.

Is everyone who logs onto Facebook so quickly/easily greeted with various death machines and gadgets for sale? WTF. Straight garbage.

🚨 STOP THE 📰 ¦¦ ☟This is Me ☟

I like the way this blue water tower looks here. It's true. I'm not lying. I like the way it looks. I guarantee it.

I seriously wanna know how David Blaine did that 🐸->🍷Trick. Everyone in room must be in on it.

Sunset over the Delaware river

Just some words I wrote. You can quote me. On these words which I wrote after thinking them with my brain. Please RT.

http://pic.twitter.com/XznXPVpheo — ø (@0tterboy) November 16, 2016

All my bath towels smell like rotten lettuce lol 😂

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