I AM QUEENS BLVD.

SS81 (in progress; Snapchat: jeffkkast) is already turnt and/or lit.

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!¡ REALLY GOOD PODCAST COMING FOLKS. "THE MUSIC PODCAST" No. 3. THE THEME IS DEATH. SHOULD BE IN THE FEEDS WITHIN THE NEXT 20MIN !¡

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PERHAPS THE MOST HONEST CRITIQUE OF MY WORK I'VE EVER READ.

http://pic.twitter.com/fR6nOSEtru — ø (@0tterboy) November 15, 2016

d o 
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w i l d n e r n e s s
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RECENCY BIA$

hibernation bloodlust
sum: complacency
trill evil
easter bleeds in the dark arts
trick companion
will, cocks
22 to 35
recency bias confirmation
r.b.c. play
the refusal (globs)

You have to make decisions in life

Sometimes these are tough to do. Like "this is too jazzy for me" or "should I wear a sweater?" Ultimately, the final goal is to live deep into your 120s. Run your 15th and final marathon at age 102 then just chill the incubation length of a teenager. Say a prayer toast for to me.

Nay

Almost rented this house circa 2013 in Princeton NJ.

nimp

http://pic.twitter.com/wJrwpwpUtq — ø (@0tterboy) November 14, 2016

ℓiŦє¢ค๓–11.11.16

I often forget to be listening to music when I should be listening to music non-stop

Silly me 😜…

The "Sharing" Economy

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 22 JULY 2014

"Welcome to the new age."
                      -Imagine the Dragons

Here is a cool meme I made in 2014. I'm all about the memes.

@0tterboy

AS YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN, I'VE BEEN POSTING VIDEOS TO A NEW TWITTER ACCOUNT. THESE VIDEOS ARE SET TO AUTO-POST AS CONTENT ON THIS BLOG. I DON'T EVEN NEED LIFT TO FINGER!

This the square flag for my new nation: FDT World. It's not real and there are no rules. Two snakes! One snake to eat our problems, and one snake to eat our solutions.

Last tweet I read. Ever? Let's see. (This dude is a good tweeter tho, FYI)

http://pic.twitter.com/TcAxMWOANh — ø (@0tterboy) November 14, 2016

R.I.P. тнє ƒєє∂ѕ

I'm getting off all social media so far as consumption of content via them (i.e. reading tweets, etc) is concerned. Post-election I just find myself swirling in a constant need to look at my phones and all the news is bad. This is souring my mood and I need only positive thoughts. I should abandon the internet all together (in terms of consumption; I will never stop making the stuff). But part of me doesn't want to miss out on a cool music album or a neat sports thing. TBD how I get my fix in those dept's.

naurekwfgrgaebff

lol… a 👶 flying a ✈️?! Lmfao. (babies can't fly planes!)

http://pic.twitter.com/kqcFgZTGLk — ø (@0tterboy) November 14, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/kgdjA51g3w — ø (@0tterboy) November 14, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/4nfAlsC3wr — ø (@0tterboy) November 14, 2016

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FDT

The next SNL should just be 90 minutes commercial free of Lorne staring into the camera saying "I'm sorry" while Alec Baldwin does push-ups in the background

MITT ROMNEY'S REAL NAME IS MITTCHARD. HE ALSO GOT MORE VOTES THAN DONALD TRUMP #FactsOnly

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SURE Y NOT ?

This is dumb

CLICK ⬆️FOR LINK

1-point victories are rare in the NFL. This prediction is dumb. If you don't think the Texans can cover 1.5 and aren't willing to endorse the value play (Jags ML) then how is this anything other than a "stay away"? Come on PFF.

11/12/16 NCAAF PLAYS

This was it, baby. My new beginning! Hail Armenia! NCAAF Plays forthcoming.

ZikaFoot™ • ZikaFoot™ • ZikaFoot™ • ZikaFoot™

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I have a DAILY MOTION page, god only knows why…

WHAT GOES HERE? _____.

I asked for my bagel “darkly toasted”

This is really great. I recommend reading it.

Saw an elderly gentleman sitting outside a cafe in Center City Philadelphia with a fairly large stuffed bald eagle. So I think America's gonna be just fine.

CURRENTLY AM USING 8 USB PORTS FULL-TIME ON MY iMAC AND NOW NEED ONE MORE BUT THERE ISN'T ANY ?!

Started training for my second marathon in earnest yesterday. I think I'm gonna 'blog' about my runs/experiences in more detail via the "Health & Fitness" tag at my tumblr. It's time to MAKE AMERICAN JEFF GREAT AGAIN! Thanks.

The first time I heard of Leonard Cohen was via the Nirvana song "Pennyroyal Tea" off of their album In Utero. As a teenager, I was intrigued enough by this one line that I went out and bought (stole?) the famous Leonard Cohen greatest hits album, the one Ween parodied the album cover for The Pod. To be honest, he never really registered with me. But he is a well-regarded dude and now he is dead. RIP.