тяєηтση

Damn I love how "Trenton" looks stylized like this: тяєηтση. I want to make a concept album in Trenton, NJ just so I can release an album called тяєηтση, stylized in this way. Haha, I'm weird, right? What a weird thing to think. What a weird world.

new commercial for my social media (and youtube channel) https://t.co/5YSSdpev4a http://pic.twitter.com/2XDogxGACX — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 13, 2017

January 13, 2017 at 07:28AM

Cool, another night of 4-5 hours of sleep!

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January 12, 2017 at 12:10PM

I recommend brewing coffee and letting stay on the heater for awhile then putting the coffee in a glass container for consumption the following day. I'm not sure why I think the coffee tastes better this way; I'm probably in the minority on this one, but maybe you'd like to give it a try? Thanks for reading my posts.

@ four twenty, folks » https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/UeltlitVFD — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 11, 2017

WELL HOWDY FRIENDS! I DONE PUBLISHED ANOTHER THING AND YOU CAN READ IT BY CLICKING THIS EMOJI OF A LITTLE CHICKEN HATCHING: 🐣 YEEHAW!

Wildly pleased to be able to publish this story by Sterp Erkoz.

contemplating
riding my bike
to the knicks/sixers game tonight

hmmm
but

forecast calls for rain 💦💦💦

I'm fading fast…

January 11, 2017 at 09:41AM

Thinking, briefly, about yesterday.

join my dog and I won't you? https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/xUaqckkwH3 — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 10, 2017

Definitive ranking of Girl Scout Cookies varieties

This isn't a complete ranking of varieties but these are "The Classic 5" imo. #EmbraceDebate

MAKE💇
TODAY💇
THE💇
BEST💇
DAY💇
TODAY💇
COULD💇
EVER💇
BE💇

January 10, 2017 at 12:00PM

Ah, high noon: a/k/a lunchtime. Don't mind if I do.

Another newly released gem from the archives.

January 10 http://pic.twitter.com/rqqwZqmMWZ — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 10, 2017

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: I am abandoning my Snapchat Stories 'Micro-EPs'––after producing 100 of them in 2016, I had been doing them daily to start the new year via the Snapchat handle "microepmaker" (which I never liked, as a handle). They were uninspired and generally a waste of time, considering I still had to take cut them up and post them online 'officially' (could barf just thinking about this). The only one that had any stand-alone merit (maybe) was a Micro-EP by the name of 徐霞客––translation: Xu Xiake; this was a concept piece about a real person (available at the Arar Bolera facebook if you're interested).

I won't be tossing these nine mini-things (1 Jan - 9 Jan 2017) into the damn ocean, though. I'll be combining them into a single EP proper by the name of He Who Snaps Last, Snaps Longest, which will be posted later today. Much like Instagram (droneboner69 y'all), I still want to use the platform Snapchat for subversive, anti-networking purposes. So I've registered the handle sexdingo (tbh, I'm totally shocked it was available, and I'm fairly proud of the snag).

I'm not sure what the future holds, but I am getting better at recognizing a dead horse when I see one

IMMEDIATE MEME TIME

happy 2k17. may all ur wildest dreams come tru. pic.twitter.com/hsTyFYcKl3

— FEEBZZ (@_feebzz_) January 1, 2017

Also, maybe cuz y'all put it a big-ass hole through the bottom of it had something to do with this? [Source.]

I forgot the Golden Globes were on last night. I hope they were "golden" for all who watched.

"I think Florida State is the place where Tom Brady and Peyton Manning kissed for the first time."

I guess the Steelers/Dolphins line ballooned in wake of Detroit's second half collapse? I will probably regret this tease but damn, 12 feels like way too much. Also, like yesterday, I feel like over in the early game and under in the late game are the two total plays this afternoon. Good luck!

s/o to this dog whose polaroid picture was stuck into the window of this car

🏞

A social media platform called LandScape whose gimmick is that users can only post in landscape, moving against the trend of Snap/Insta/FB Live etc, who are all super focused on selfie 🤳 portrait mode. I think there are still cool things to do with augmented reality cellphone photography/ video outside of the user's face. Think: a field of puppies, not just making yourself look like a puppy. I am currently taking angel investors at the clip of $1/month via my Patreon or feel free to 🐌-mail me Applebee's gift cards in any amount you deem worthy. Thanks 🙏

everything is meaningless https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/2EFLx5lCEE — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 6, 2017

AT THIS POINT, RIGHT NOW, I HAVE HAD GOUT SINCE THE SECOND DAY OF THE YEAR AND IT HAS GOTTEN INCREASINGLY WORSE. I HAVE SLEPT MAYBE 4.5-HOURS, ON AVERAGE, EACH NIGHT OF 2017. I AM CALLING THIS, HOPEFULLY, FINAL CASE OF THE GOUT: *GOUT CLASSIC* ALA COKE CLASSIC, BECAUSE IT IS CENTRAL TO THE RIGHT BIG TOE, SUCH A CLASSIC SPOT TO HAVE GOUT––OH MY YES, LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. BUT I REMAIN SO HOPEFUL FOR ALL WHICH THIS NEW YEAR WILL SURELY BRING, TIED IN RIBBON, SPARKLING. I AM ONWARD TO THE GYM THIS MOMENT, TO CLIMB STAIRS, REACHING THOSE METAPHORICAL HEIGHTS AND SWEATING THE LITERAL SWEAT. I DO SO WITH THE LAST OF MY ENERGY––PLEASE, WISH ME LUCK.

hot new theme music 4 https://t.co/c2NcOyiiMI http://pic.twitter.com/osDgiRgUAp — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 6, 2017

new half japanese is good ! (you might even say it's not HALF bad ;)

My favorite part of the lifecast.info reboot is how the left-directional marquee HTML makes the date look like it's getting chopped up in the bunny rabbit's propeller.

going live in 🔟➡️ https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/QlM9wEpAJM — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 5, 2017

In honor of another horrible Browns season, Billy Joel runs through all the quarterbacks who have come and gone. pic.twitter.com/9fJb4B12np

— Herd w/Colin Cowherd (@TheHerd) January 4, 2017

I hate (hate) myself for liking this is as much as I do.

Stitcher: a review, of sorts

I have been using the app Stitcher for podcasts for the last ~24+ hours and so here is my expert review. It's definitely good and probably better than Podcasts (iTunes) especially if you're using Android and Apple devices. The main selling point, for me, is being able to pick up on a show––in your web browser, on your Amazon Fire, on your iPhone––all at the exact place where you left off, with the added bonus of a friendly British lady voice saying, "Resuming episode." However, I have three main qualms:

1. Not a big deal, but one of my favorite (newish) pods isn't available on it yet: Tim Heidecker's Office Hours Live. Hopefully this will be there soon.

2. You can't access full archives for some shows. (NOTE: This is not, across the board, necessarily a Stitcher issue; some pods only make a certain number of new episodes available on various platforms.) I am specifically talking about The Legacy Music Hour, of which you can only stream the last 10 or so shows. (I am in the process of starting from the beginning: 2010, or 175+ episodes.) This is odd because you can access the full archives of this show on Podcasts and the Android-friendly/RSS-based app, Podcast Addict. Oh well.

3. And the biggest annoyance is the discrepancy in views/settings across platforms. See above: iPhone (left) and browser/Chrome (right). On mobile, you can set the order of your shows to be displayed by recency. There is no option for this in the browser settings. You can only order them manually, with the newest additions showing up on top. I know, I know, this seems like a dumb complaint. It's a little thing but one that feels very easy to fix, and I find the shortsightedness of the error really irksome.

You can find (a lot of) the podcast episodes I am listening to posted to this page via the /podcasts tag.

new song/hook idea:

⨔ got brocolli bits on my cellphone, bitch ⨔

HERE IS MY HOT TAKE ON A POTENTIAL ZUCK PRESIDENTIAL RUN:

I think he seems genuinely like a man who wants to control things (and I don't necessarily mean that in a bad way, even if the end result of that M.O. is always––potentially/unavoidably––negative). But his lack of charisma and charm, and general likeability is off the charts. He'd never win. (Unless he, like, programmed mind control shit into fb and tricked 15+ million into voting for him; that could sway it potentially.)

Look 👀 at this mouth 👄 on my nose 👃

tune in at ~4:45PM † @ https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/595FCX5ceY — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 4, 2017

¨ ¨ LIVESTHETIC (POTENTIALLY) FROM INSIDE A CHURCH ¨ ¨ 
~4:45 PM EST ∆ ONLY @ FACEBOOK
† ST. ADALBERT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME †

tune the eff in

EXXON ~2009

EXXON ~present day

Apparently the Exxon near me which is painted randomly in Italian flag colors used to be the "rock n roll exxon" lol. [Photo Source.]

i like pockets
like in shirts and pants and jackets
big cargo pants/shorts guy over here haha
i also like pockets
in time
etc etc etc
pockets rule
and so does the stuff
we put in them

My dog loves sniffing and peeing on xmas trees and wreaths and garland.

~25min 📽 https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/CNpSyGfBIU — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 3, 2017

CAN U / (SHOULD U?!) ''KNOCK ON WOOD'' FOR THOUGHTS ??

wanna rewatch
Twin Peaks
before
the new one starts
but I
don't think
I'll ever
find the time

… announcement …

I think I'm gonna stylize LIVESTHETIC as

LiVES†HE†iC

from now on

see the archive ($$monetized$$) on youtube here

… ok, end of announcement––carry on … 

January 03, 2017 at 10:33AM

The rumors are true: I am wearing a #fannypack.

LIVESTHETIC: A M-F INTERNET TV SHOW

Mondays - Friday, I will be broadcasting LIVE via facebook.com/livesthetic. You can subscribe or something to see when I go live if you use facebook. Or just look for announcements on this website via my Twitter P.R. handle, @0tterboy. 

The show will hopefully take place at some random location each day. I'll see what I can do. It might be just 30 seconds of me crying in my bathroom or something. 

If you wanna kiss this content creator blind don't forget to subscribe to all our bitchin' feeds. More details to follow.

January 02, 2017 at 03:39PM

I plan on doing so much content in 2017! Hold on to your butts (Sam Jackson, Jurassic Park)