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What isn't a J Peg?

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They had the over, fam. They just couldn't finish. The jailbirds.

OH MAN CHAVES WAS SO CLOSE TO GOING UP 3-0

I need one more goal in this Chaves vs CD Nacional by either side (~25min left in the action) and I win $4.56.

January 23, 2017 at 04:20PM

My name is Arar Bolera on here, it doesn't mean a thing.

I'm hungry

an Excerpt from D e a t h (a novella) by Lady Soxx Lexxingtonn

When I was little my mother gave me a fork. It was an antique fork. She told me to only eat pork with this fork. But I'm a vegetarian. So I gave the fork to this friend of mine who I knew loved to eat bacon. This friend put bacon on everything, including non-food things like the dashboard of her car and bacon bits sprinkled onto wildflowers that grew on the fence in her backyard. She loved the smell of bacon and it wanted to smell it as often as possible. I told this friend that she can only use this fork to eat pork. And the friend thanked me very much. She said thank you for this pork fork, friend. I still think about this friend and wonder if she’s using the fork to eat pork. Who knows.

the magic begins ~5:30PM EST 💫 https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/d2pXXL3ief — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 23, 2017

Bloody thumb + satsuma orange 🍊 redux, video 2017

I'm joedolphin66 on snapchat folks – add me or whatever

i just did an nba basketball gambling post i think

Starting right this second, I'm gonna try to limit my content consumption to box scores of football, basketball and baseball games.

This is called the NEW WAY™ and it is right.

I am going to make content like never before. Like, hey wanna see a picture of my lunch? OK, it's right here.

– I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE DOING MUCH OF ANYTHING BUT I GOTTA GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND I GUESS I SHOULD DO CONTENT AS WELL I CHANGED MY SNAP HANDLE TO JOEDOLPHIN66 BTW WHATEVER –

I'm about to eat lunch

For the majority of the last 100 days of my life I have spent my lunches with Mark Baumer.

During the work week especially, religiously, I would queue up his blog and his vlog and I would eat my lunch as I read about his journey and watched his daily videos. I'm about to eat lunch now and Mark Baumer is gone. There will be no more posts, no more content. This is so sad.

January 23, 2017 at 11:15AM

I'm still here.

There was a lot of tension in Mark's last video and I was definitely worried about this but as facts have come in, it does appear that this was a tragic accident. Read coverage in the New York Daily News and Daily Mail (UK).

My face needs a shoe.

The battle of Besiktas & Alanyaspor at Alanya Oba Stadium in Turkey…is nigh

What fun. You can do anything in this world, folks. Money and sports are meaningless. So you might as well gamble on sports. There isn't a more fun thing to do with your life. I hope the match has more two or more goals in the first half of play and the home squad and underdogs, Alanyaspor, come out victorious:


Bless you, sweet boys. Sweet boys on both sides. My sweet Turkish boys.

Süper Lig 4 EVA

terrorist metaphor dining on the entree of my wounds
splashing around like
a golden retriever
in a pool of varnish
thin on a plot so I revert to
the source code
eloping
in the cocoon

a Mark Baumer greatest hit

😢 Mark had sent me an email with an excerpt of one of his projects years ago and I can't find it in gmail :(

of course my video editing app is failing me for the first time all year today

I'm going to listen to this ~3.5-hour audiobook of Mark Baumer's Holiday Meat, which he recorded himself in true Mark Baumer fashion. I feel bad that I never bought this book (I think it's sold out now, but the ebook of I am a road is available here).

Today's forthcoming LIFECAST video is in dedication to Mark. Please donate to the cause Mark was championing at youcaring.com/barefoot if you can.

Autofill results after "sponge"—lol.

RIP Mark Baumer

I'm feeling pretty devastated right now. There was no bigger creative influence in my life than the writer and artist and poet Mark Baumer. His daily dispatches were a true highlight of my day. Mark was struck and kicked by a car walking across america raising awareness and money for climate change, and it's left me feeling insanely empty.

It isn't the $3000 the prophecy foretold, but 30-1 is still 30-1. Happy Championship Sunday.

One might say that this frog, which I photographed this morning at the aquarium in Camden, NJ, is the spiritual / frog version of me, your humble blogger and friend. One might say.

Just bet everything on Rutgers basketball 🏀 +125 home vs Nebraska

If I win, I'm letting it (~ $60) ride:

• 3pm Missouri/Missouri St. 🏀 ML Parlay
• 7pm Milwaukee Bucks 🦌 ML
• 10pm San Jose Sharks 🦈 -1.5

IF ALL THIS HITS I AM GONNA PUT $100 ON A STEELERS/PACKERS ML + BOTH OVERS PARLAY AND POCKET THE REST

WOW ALL MY TEETH JUST FELL OUT HAHA

a poem:

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there is a new president

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it is trump

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lol

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i'm getting

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pizza

tonight

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so

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whatever y'all

I got more sleep last night than any other previously in 2017 and I couldn't feel more irritable right now––what the fuck is that all about?

Gambling on the IVORY COAST soccer team in ~10min. Betting on this bad-ass logo tbh.

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Fun Fact: the Twin Peaks pilot episode had nearly four times as many viewers as The Big Bang Theory's did. #TVFunFacts #CanUBelieveIt? #TPReboot17

Sweet! I reached 77 people with my 0-views video! Thanks, Facebook!

January 19, 2017 at 09:59PM

Watching the rest of The Future (2011).

bag under my right eye + avocado emoji (🥑) / the letter "O" in blue sans serif, sideways =

IDFK man

For whatever reason the buttons on the lefthand side of my Tumblr (courtesy of cooltext.com) started to disappear. I couldn't be bothered with fixing this dumb thing so I just deleted all of them. I miss them and this is truly a sad day but there's nothing else I could've done.

Shoutout to "A House with Rooms" and "FlyNaked"—my neighbors are really bringing their wifi network naming A-game.

My iPhone won't back up via iTunes because it keeps saying it's disconnected but then it shows that it's connecting the whole time? I feel like this is a conspiracy to get me to use iCloud. I won't back down though.

I wonder if John Calipari likes calamari.

YOWZA!

This is a hot one.

📀 the single "Leigh" off newly released EP Fails in Upscale ➸ https://t.co/f34i38qA3J http://pic.twitter.com/CKtc9ZRDL3 — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 18, 2017

Found a razor and three wet socks!

YO: current coffee consumption and my fatigue level not exactly working on the exact bar graph scale I had hoped for

On not sleeping and getting three new tires in Connecticut

I feel like CT might be the weirdest state in America.

It's like a tiny Maine peppered with pockets of gray industry, close enough to one another so that you never feel disconnected to current urban culture. It has so much of no identity that its identity is nothingness. Their most notable sports things are a nearly unbeatable womens basketball team and a defunct pro hockey franchise with a badass logo. It has no real city but plenty of worthy wannabes, a baker's dozen of the poor man's Des Moines, though who's been to Des Moines for that matter.

I've spent time in West Hartford, the largest place on the above list which doesn't warrant the funny "(city)" qualifier. It's a safe, fine, white place. More New England than Tri-State. My wife's college roommate lives there with her husband and two young children.

On the way up to visit this past weekend, we got a bubble in our front right tire. That's bad. Your car can turn into an inferno and you can become part of the pretty highway landscape on, oh IDK, the Merritt Parkway.

On Sunday, when I woke up from a mostly sleepless night (is there a word for waking up when you don't sleep?), one of our back tires was nearly 100% flat.

I wish a car didn't need tires but existed entirely on air and there was no metal and no car and actually we just teleported everywhere.

watch a replay of today's LIVESTHETIC SHOW, a titillating installment of "Frank on Frankford" 🐶➡️ https://t.co/SuZ0a6xdjr http://pic.twitter.com/gOUZbDGDPf — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 17, 2017

😲MG

Why do anything for art ?

I think this might be the best photo I ever did. Like, I don't even understand it man. It's triply.