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Caring about things in a vacuum

Life is about entertainment.

Man, I didn't sleep well last night. Was conked out from ~midnight to 4AM, but then something woke me up like every half-hour of that. My baby daughter kicked off the festivities but then the real heavy hitters came out: a tow truck towing a car with the car alarm blaring, a bizarre dream, a very eery sound emanating from the new baby monitor.

I woke up at 7AM with two distinct and very different feelings of dumbness in each of my arms. The right arm was like your standard slept-on-it weirdness and the left one was like something-is-medically-wrong-with-me tingling. I'm OK now.

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Steelers (+7), and a wild (I'm talking WILD) cross-sport ML parlay that is sure to have the ladies swooning

E V E R Y T H I N G

I haven't felt so incredibly stupid in a long time.

Some context.

I just spent ~1 hour looking at baseball hats on ebay

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The website- and internet-wide rebrand continues. Our speciality is saiga antelope themed birthday parties for adults. Stay tuned for official announcement/press release, and thank you––yet again––for your loyalty and patronage.

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OMG.

Skorts

I'm just feeling a little bit like a weasel who's on the Barbwire and looking at the plastic rain try not to fly to close to the barbecue stylings of the enigmatic DJ with the mustache lip-synching the greatest hits of a slow burning forecaster skorts and the baby