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Thursday, September 10, 2015

Steelers (+7), and a wild (I'm talking WILD) cross-sport ML parlay that is sure to have the ladies swooning

Hello and welcome to my first foray into the world of competitive sports handicapping. I plan on recording a new Sports podcast with all my Sunday NFL picks, but seeing as how the season begins this evening, I just wanted to let you know that I like the Steelers getting 7 points. Maybe New England is getting too much "they will be so super horny because Tommy is there and the balls are just the right size, etc." juju/love than is warranted. I don't know. Who's to say?

I will say that the image you see above, folks, is a real, honest-to-goodness, in-the-flesh, cross-sport ML parlay. Does it make sense? No, not really. Do I stand to lose almost $5 pretty quickly? Sure. But when have I ever been about 'making sense' lol.

All joking aside, no love for my boy Severino, right? I've never heard of this D. Price character pitching for the BJs but he can't be better than The Severer (sweet nickname I just thought up).

Big sports night. Enjoy it.

UPDATE (9.11): The baseball side of this dumb bet got no-action'd. But I am going back to the well like the dumb horse that I am. Today's line is Yankees +140, which is a considerable upgrade from the +110 yesterday. That doesn't really make sense to me.