Last night I posted a 'manifesto' (of sorts) in the form of an 11-tweet thread. The intention of this was to articulate my reasons for 'existing online' in the manner which I do. I'm not sure I articulated anything but the clunky, sleep-derived screed is embedded after the jump for posterity's sake.

A Morality Play in 3 Acts Tweets

Ralf Hütter of Kraftwerk runs away from a fan in Toronto.

Hello, I would like to talk about Aerosmith's 13th studio album, Just Push Play, released in 2001, almost six months to the day before 9/11.

"Satanic Rainbow Moon," gif 2015

New tumblr: shrimpkardashian

"Self-Love Hellion (IMG_0800)," png 2015

On Meditation...

"Toothbrush & Tattered T Tucked into Undies," gif 2015

"Roof Cat," gif 2015

I used to watch John & Kate Plus 8.

"Tom Cruise Bad TV Laughing," gif 2015

My dog is barking at the mailman right now who has a tennis ball at the end of his spear which is the weapon attached to his mail baby stroller. The tennis ball is protecting the spear from getting pedestrians good so it is not a very kickass weapon.

#DeflateGate Report finally released

It's weird... feels like they had enough evidence to not have had to frame this thing, as Bill Simmons called it, the "More probable than not" Report. But then again completely vilifying Tom Brady^ post-SB is not really a look the NFL would've ever gone for (and you know they had final cut on this 'independent' investigation). I'm not surprised by any of it, but the smart, impartial fans will be able to read between the lines. [Source.]

I think this is the most powerful podcast segment in the history of podcasts.