NSFW: An actual email sent to me from Facebook featuring #HitlerPenis

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A mystery explained

My breakfast

I've really been adding to the songlist with these Snapchat Story songs! Snapchat has become my new exclusive home for bad a cappella ditties + drawing on my own face. I love it.

Every once in awhile, I stumble across xgau's site and I shouldn't be shocked at how horrendous his weird poem-take music reviews are, but––nonetheless––I am, nearly all the time. This Ween take is especially nonsensical and odd.

"Yes, we have an app."

A purchased a few URLs yesterday for the BB$ (bargain basement price) of 99¢ for the year. Among them was this beauty: www.d-a-d.space (not active just yet). Why, who knew that "dot space" was even a real web suffix? I'm loving it!

SUPER BOWL 50 PROP BETS [UPDATE]

Top 10 Super Bowls of the Last 25 Years

Checkbook app

EVERYDAYSONGZ.COM

is back?

¢lub 333

¢lub 33 is here. By far the best way to support me! Are you a member?

(what are you waiting for?)

Do the Belichick Patriots = the Torre Yankees

Find out after the jump!

AFC + NFC Championship Game Picks

As you can see by this (winning) teaser bet, I liked Denver +3.5 and the Under, as well as Carolina -3.5 and the Over. All four picks hit! I shouldn't have / didn't need to do the tease!

(SIDEBAR: Yes, I didn't post this before the games. Correct, that doesn't matter because no one reads this blog anyway. Carry on)

My annual, always thrilling, Super Bowl props post WILL be out most likely Saturday night before SB50, so check back for that. It's super popular in the world inside my head. (See last season's here)

As far as the games today, I am extremely happy Denver took down New England. I thought they had a very good shot going in, more than most people did. They had only let up more than 20 points one time over their last 8 games. Their D is legit excellent.

In the second game, my heart was with AZ but I loved the Panthers as the pick.

Denver-Carolina feels like a weird one, but there's a "changing of the guard" angle that is kinda neat, and––most importantly––no Pats :-)