The website- and internet-wide rebrand continues. Our speciality is saiga antelope themed birthday parties for adults. Stay tuned for official announcement/press release, and thank you––yet again––for your loyalty and patronage.

"Popular News," png 2015

OMG.

Skorts

I'm just feeling a little bit like a weasel who's on the Barbwire and looking at the plastic rain try not to fly to close to the barbecue stylings of the enigmatic DJ with the mustache lip-synching the greatest hits of a slow burning forecaster skorts and the baby

"Looking Ahead/Looking Behind (But Who Knows Which is Which?)," gif 2015

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Announcing: #OneTimeOnlyHashtags

Last night I posted a 'manifesto' (of sorts) in the form of an 11-tweet thread. The intention of this was to articulate my reasons for 'existing online' in the manner which I do. I'm not sure I articulated anything but the clunky, sleep-derived screed is embedded after the jump for posterity's sake.

A Morality Play in 3 Acts Tweets

Ralf Hütter of Kraftwerk runs away from a fan in Toronto.

Hello, I would like to talk about Aerosmith's 13th studio album, Just Push Play, released in 2001, almost six months to the day before 9/11.