Announcing: #OneTimeOnlyHashtags

Hi, kids! Ya boy here back with another million dollar idea. First things first, what is a freaking hashtag?

hashtag

[hash-tag] • /ˈhaSHtaɡ/ • Digital Technology
noun: 1. (on social-networking websites) a word or phrase preceded by a hash mark (#), used within a message to identify a keyword or topic of interest and facilitate a search for it.

So the idea behind #OneTimeOnlyHashtags is to create image macros promoting a hashtag that, in theory, will only be used one time. If people want to hop on the bandwagon of these hashtags, hijack them or 'jacktag' them (if you will), that is absolutely fine. Once I post these 'tags––and I intend to post upwards of ten each day––they no longer belong to me.

The true purpose of this project, however, is to achieve a state of true unviral marketing, to continue the themes of nothingness I've touched on before.


So, let's do this, America! Later this morning, when you do a Twitter search for the 'tag #SandTongue, you'll now finally find some results. Whether or not the search yields anything more than the above image macro is up to you.

Thanks for checking out this feed.

**UPDATE**

Not only was this a horrible idea but it wasn't even factually correct. I did not invent #SandTongue and I apologize for making that claim.

This is not a real project. It's barely even a post.