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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

I am not a nature boy.

I do some of my best work on the computer

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/XqVbUsvxXU
— ø (@0tterboy) November 30, 2016

Planning a run through beautiful downtown Morgantown PA for this Saturday morning.

UPDATE: Just thought of something. Not sure why you can't save maps you make like this to your account and open them in the Google Maps app. I think the embedding is cool and looks good but it's dumb I have to email myself a link to that running path and keep it in my inbox (although it does open in the app with all points included). I guess this is a fairly particular request/complaint.

I bet the Pels -6 because I didn't understand that line at all. It went to 5 and I was feeling weird about it. But they pulled it out. Now: let's go STATE.

In other news, let me hype this new (or new to me') app called Sports Action. I am Jeff Kkast on it, although I don't think there's a social function to follow people (yet?). This app is great. Starting tonight I am going to track my actual plays on it daily/nightly. Only two pieces of criticism I have thus far: (1) I wish you could track international soccer because I've had a lot of fun betting on that recently, and (2) the alerts worked a little more smoothly/differently. But all and all, Awesome App Great Job.

Nully

I think this might be the most perfect work of art I've ever made. It's definitely the most important.

I love my body and moving it around in this world and I love being alive

http://pic.twitter.com/3M4ahpC3bp
— ø (@0tterboy) November 29, 2016

nulelujah

http://pic.twitter.com/KaG2SfuHOl
— ø (@0tterboy) November 29, 2016

⚽️ I think I'm addicted to betting soccer draws ⚽️

Yo, for real.

Monday, November 28, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/6BkMPucZOo
— ø (@0tterboy) November 28, 2016

It's true

Luv 2 Hump

I can't wait to release Koala Maximalist, Part II: Envisionist History, but I haven't even released Koala Maximalist (part zero/one) yet lol.

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Unsubscribe from every email that has "cyber monday" in it

OK, I think I will

Russell Westbrook? More like Tripssell Westdouble

THE DUDE IS ALWAYS GETTING TRIPLE DOUBLES COME ON

Null Nixon

I gambled on a soccer game being played in this building in Turkey. It's 0-0 five minutes in and I need a tie. I'm chalk and I'm diesel.

UPDATE: lol this game ended in a tie. I'm rich now.

status: participating in "cyber monday" as a metaphor for capitalism*

*oh wait, it's not a metaphor? haha lol fuck me

Sunday, November 27, 2016

This was being marketed as a "heart" taillight for your bike but damn it looks like a set of balls to me.

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This is all I ate over thanksgiving weekend.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Jus published another book because dam it feel good & I kant b stopped ;)

click hur

My take? I like OK GO's viral videos ^{(BUT I THINK THERE MUSIC KEEPS GETTING WORSE)}

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/8gL5GMmxUJ
— ø (@0tterboy) November 23, 2016

ALT RIGHT?

More like Control-Alt-Delete, if you ask me. THANKS.

http://pic.twitter.com/8abwMAHCoB
— ø (@0tterboy) November 23, 2016

💥 Holy shit: GOOGLE UPDATED THE BLOGGER / BLOGSPOT INTERFACE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SCARED!

So far, all the changes seem to be cosmetic and it actually looks nice tbh. I don't think I've noticed a single different tactical change or addition. We shall see.

Oh yeah

This banger is coming soon folks.

http://pic.twitter.com/g8tOdth7HA
— ø (@0tterboy) November 22, 2016

Nanananannull

An empty pool

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