http://pic.twitter.com/OFsboDN7eD — ø (@0tterboy) December 9, 2016

I'll be honest, my gums could be healthier.

Love the Ravins. Have a good feeling about the Ravins this weekend.

This article is a study in contradiction.

"Hey man aren't memes stupid?"
"YES."
"Right on, now here's 50 questions where I mention all the memes."

Ugh, ugh and ugh.

http://pic.twitter.com/0jrQvn40w8 — ø (@0tterboy) December 8, 2016

I don't think I slept almost 8 hours, oh well

I purchased a knock-off FitBit™ primarily to track my sleep and after one night, the results are in! Unfortunately, they're not at all accurate imo. Let's take a closer look, little froggie.

/nulliganZ

http://pic.twitter.com/gse4JcRyoa — ø (@0tterboy) December 7, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/Niyf5ElpnK — ø (@0tterboy) December 7, 2016

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http://pic.twitter.com/yo31tr0cQc — ø (@0tterboy) December 7, 2016

New bit of art

I call this Ultra. Maybe it will be an album cover one day.

I WEAR RED THE COLOUR OF THE HUNTER / I AM ON THE HUNT / THIS IS NOT A POEM / IT IS A PSA / YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED AND WHEN I SAY "YOU" I MEAN EARTH AND EVERY OTHER PLANET

I am using a second phone (fancy, yes)––a cracked iPhone 4––for all my podcast and music listening purposes now. It's a bit inconvenient having to carry another device all over the place (I have three now, counting my MiFi). Anyway, I am still going to be posting choice screengrabs of pods via the /podcasts tag on my Tumblr page. So there's that.

guess who won the fannypack on eBay?

ME, IT WAS ME

/nulliganZxxCC2

Moose O'Leary, not to be confused with Mussolini.

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c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k ⇪ c l i c k

http://pic.twitter.com/nDQQAChCZI — ø (@0tterboy) December 6, 2016

I'm doing it wrong

I need to start a vlog where I just watch The View shirtless and comment on it in a total annoyed huff.

I saw these pink glasses with a tiny fake mustache hanging from them at the Dollar Zone last night. Without exaggerating, I think they are the stupidest product I've ever seen for sale. Good thing they got 400 UV protection.

👏 THIS 👏 DOESN'T 👏 WORK 👏

It only gets rid of ~ < 1GB. Bull. Shit. Fuck iPhones. Fuck Apple.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:

Happy 2 B here. NOW… Let us investigate, federally.

Trying to win this fannypack on ebay. Currently at $1.17 with free shipping with 12 hours to go! Please don't bid on it thank you!!

This was the first time I've watched a second of that show @midnight and while––I'm pretty sure it's popular––jesus christ I don't get it at all. I watched all three of those clips with my mouth agape wondering what I was missing. Just awful nonsense. It's 5x-a-week of just Daniel Tosh Lite and bad puns? FUCK.

This is what I aspire to be. Only every single project would be as big/long. (TWSS)

Billionaire Simmons' Ring Ring Shop: Black Friday is almost here (don't settle)

The only thing left not rotting or lit on fire at his content farm, folks, are a ~half-dozen or so blind alpacas. They can be yours for the price of a working email address or _______ (barter). These are gonna fly, so run. Don't walk.

They say cargo shorts are out but nobody has said boo about cargo jorts yet so there you go. #Lifehack

TRIGGER I enjoy shopping in stores

Great Xmas gift for a loved one who is super into ping pong. In semi-related news, I am executive producing a new P.P. cassingle for the tracks "The Ping Pong Lagoon" and "Bahamas, Québec" by [REDACTED]. It's gonna be hot!!!

99% of 100% of the humans' last words on earth = "lettuce"

LOL 😆

"Neither the 49ers nor the Bears completed a pass in the first quarter of Sunday’s 26-6 Chicago win, something that hadn’t happened in the NFL in 28 years." [Source.]

'mashup' idea: "ICE ICE LADY"

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METHOD: Take Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" but when you get to the "baby" line in the chorus, insert Styx's "LADY!" from their hit song, "Lady."

RESULTS: Collect unknowable but vast profits.

Trebuchet Poem #1

musically • of the computer flutes • we recharge bits • fit for • like melting butter • a desecrated stay • venerable and unstable •  totally on/off • the species is already extinct • put the vegans in the trash can • blacked-out humans with tattered umbrellas • swept off their feet • into the cloud • to google • again

Is Lady Gaga playing some dive bars or what?

http://pic.twitter.com/P5nWpLxCmE — ø (@0tterboy) December 4, 2016

B1G championship total almost over at the half 😔

Classik 👹666 Football Bet

Satanic college athletics wagering: there ain't nothing like it. I got a $6 six-team six-point teaser that pays out 6-1 with a bonus of no game kicking off later than 6PM EST!

This "Will Toledo"^ fellow needs to …

EVERY1 is not XGAU-LEVEL THINKER and should not SHARE THEIR 🎶 THOUGHTS WILLY-NILLY

LOL Punz INDENTED ;-)

http://pic.twitter.com/cIb2R7TTPk — ø (@0tterboy) December 2, 2016

My biggest beef with iPhones and why I'm seriously considering flipping is the insane and mysterious "other" storage clog. I did a factory reset only a month or two ago and—while it did clear that space temporarily—I'm already back to 5+ GB of stupid "other" preventing me from doing everything I'd like to with this machine. It's super frustrating.

I am now gonna go to the gym and I'm gonna do a live video of my run to the gym on Facebook here and when I get there I am gonna walk on the treadmill at speed 2.7 at the top/hardest incline (15) for an hour while I watch that Tony Robbins documentary and then I am gonna run home and do another live video of my jog back and when I get home I'm gonna shower and I then am going out to the movies tonight and then to dinner here. I don't feel well but I need to do these things. I am currently sitting on a beach chair and my back hurts.

FAN THEORY: Kanye West is a h o s p i t a l

http://pic.twitter.com/8vIvH32N2g — ø (@0tterboy) December 1, 2016