IT IS HERE. IT IS NOW. MY NEW VISUAL ALBUM. (♪+⚭ = GO) STEAM NOVOSIBIRSK EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE MUSIC RIGHT OVER HERE.

MY NEW VISUAL ALBUM Novosibirsk DROPS IN ~ONE HOUR

I did a soundless screen recording of this music video collection and the results were hilarious! Watch here. (In other news, AD BLOCK seems to have stopped working on YouTube mysteriously.)

Slap an apple pie

Give it a try 🍰

What if Bon Iver's backing band was called The Beaver Bandits? Bon Iver & The Beaver Bandits would sell more tickets than just Bon Iver imo. Thanks for reading this website, one of the premiere places online for theoretical Bon Iver content.

sometimes, through darkness, a light

This is happening

Conceptual double album about understanding and connecting with other humans.

I am a grand thinker of thoughts and I need to go to sleep.

What is "sleep?"

JEFF WEAVER GETTIN SHELLED ALRIGHT 🐚 [Source.]

This is the best thing I've ever done.

I like old iPhone apps where the interface looks like it hasn't been updated since iPhone 4. Just my 2¢ folks.

The here are many ways to display your patriotism. A business slogan is a terrific option.

I don't and never will fuck with social media (again)

SAY IT WITH ME NOW.  WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

I think this a pretty good album cover if you're gonna make an album called 2 Bananas (imo).

SDAVBJULL

I AM Primarily dedicated to all things #TUNAGANG 2016 ?

MEET THE BOLOGNA HOMIES, FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HOPEFULLY NOT THE LAST:

GWINK, SNELKY & WOB!

YOUR NEW BFFS*

(*BIG FUZZY FOOT SANDWICHES)

Ugh I meant to write yellow "shirt."

Tomorrow I get $10 free dollas for some reason to bet on sports in my sb dot ag account so I am pretty pumped abt that. Yanks now 6 full games out of the last WC. Pretty much need to sweep the Angels this weekend.

ALL ALBUMS CAN BE VISUAL ALBUMS IF YOU WANT THEM TO BE –OLD PIZZA PUPPIES PROVERB

AS PROMISED

so i gave me self a haircut ...

Special announcement. . . . .. .......

TB at the G?

Sure why not? Even toilets die you know? 🚽 + ☠ = FOREVER

I Rule the iRulu

I just posted my movie review for the 1990 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This is the line/part I said I would find and do another post about as I was recording that. So here it is. This is that post/content. You can find so many amazing things on the internet to do content with you don't need to make anything for yourself. It's great.

SWEAT BEAD SELFIE. We went sans A/C for most of the day here at the home office so when I got back from my run I was a'sweatin! (as they say) Took this selfie of the sweat. Nice selfie.

NASDHADSULL

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I'VE HAD IT UP TO MY EYEBALLS WITH THIS G.D. "OTHER" TAKING UP ALL MY STORAGE ON THE OLE IPHONE (THAT'S WHY I DID THE EYEBALLS EMOJI AS THE CONTENT POST TITLE, FOLKS––PRO-TIP FOR YA). I TOOK SEVERAL PHOTOS AND VIDEOS ON MY WALK WITH MY DOG A LITTLE WHILE AGO AND NOW THEY'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AND I'M TICKED OFF I TELL YA. TICKED OFF! STEVE JOBS IS AN ASSHOLE.

UPDATE: Restarted my phone and now the pictures are there IDK what happened. Still miffed about that 5GB of "Other" tho.

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time to put a wrap on this project once and for all: AA

Love that Sánchez/Judge already batting 4/5 in the lineup. Got $10 on NYY +110 as well, FYI. Score is 3-2, bottom 4.

I'm making an ebook with this program called Sigil.

IT IS INSANE HOW GLITCHY iBOOKS/iBOOKS STORE ARE | I AM TRYING TO SORT OUT HOW MY EBOOKS ARE GONNA BE DISTRIBUTED AND I LITERALLY CAN'T GET THIS SHIT TO WORK AT ALL | IT FREEZES ON THE SCREEN ON THE LEFT (CLICK ON THAT SHIT TO SEE FOR YOURSELF, FUCKING GHOST-PAGE RIGHT?) + NONE OF THE LINKS ARE CLICKABLE | VERY FRUSTRATED Y'ALLZ | VERY | UGH

NADSSAULL

My foot finally feeling better today :
But I overslept and feel groggy :(
But groggy in kind of a good way :|
I feel creative-groggy; it's good :)
But I am super all-over-the-place :(

This is the first attempt at doing surveillance-style art videos on/of myself, but it was mostly just me fumbling with the iRuku tablet (knockoff iPad) and dropping it a few times.

Tomorrow, I give myself a haircut

^{[as promised]}

I STILL NEED TO FIND A BETTER TO-DO LIST SYSTEM | WASTING TOO MUCH TIME | FIND MYSELF SCATTERED TOO OFTEN | THINGS I DID TODAY (INCOMPLETE LIST): TWO GIFS FOR SALE FOR 33¢ (HERE/HERE); EDITED ~4K WORDS OF A SHORT STORY / FAILED NOVEL ATTEMPT CALLED "LAMBERTON;" BON IVER REMIX; YESTERDAY'S DICK COMMA (I AM ALWAYS ONE DAY BEHIND IT SEEMS); BREAKFAST VLOG; BET ON MLB; [ETC.] | I AM GOING TO EAT DINNER HERE TONIGHT | THEN WATCH THE FINAL 60MIN OF THE ORIGINAL TMNT MOVIE AT THE GYM | THEN ... TO-DO LIST TIME?

BASEBALL BET:

BALTIMORE ORIOLES +106

Y Gallardo

over

BOSTON RED SOX

E Rodriguez

Bet $11.10 to Win $11.77

Just getting around to / into the habit of U N S U B S C R I B I N G from random crap emails I get. Feel very liberated. Feel like a baby seal only I got the club motherfucker. And opposable thumbs and Usain Bolt's legs. Imagine that: a baby seal with opposable thumbs and Usain Bolt's legs. What would that look like? Find out, tonight at 11.

Bon Iver's “22 (OVER S∞∞N)” + “10 d E A T h b R E a s T ⚄ ⚄” are pretty good tracks and you can listen to them here but damn if they don't sound even better played at the same time.