think it was pretty fitting that these garden gloves i bought were of the worst quality imaginable and basically disintegrated after one day of use

How to End Up on Easy Street

I'd like to tell you a story.

UNNECESSARY LISTENING VOL.?

Listen again, for the first time?

Truly hope this cover art for my podcast reboot isn't racist #LincolnBio

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i'm back and better then eva

#showerspider 🚿🕷️

not sure why this ended up in spam?

The Worst Bedroom Position for Guys Who Lack Inches would make a really great album title.

This was the 2,000th day in a row I've posted a series of images in gif form at my site www.dailygifs.club.

(𝒾 𝒶𝓂 ) 𝐵𝑜𝒷 𝒟𝓎𝓁𝒶𝓃

Sherriff Chaos Theory Presents...

This is it.
It's finally happening.

can't recall if i shared this hilariously wrong translation for a v.m. my mom left me on google voice

threw down the gauntlet when this guy gave me negative feedback for a book i never shipped

2 more for the pile (but these have lyrix tho - f y i)

It's always been a race against time

to rock on down the open road

errands run

don't dose a doe

in quivers qualms absorb imbalance

wonton tiffs

indebted deference

drive the crest beneath a wave

every world's

an ocean maze

there's no water south of nothing

hover zone-out

drone's a popping

A CONDOMINIUM -of sorts- FOR/TO THE PREVIOUS POST
back in a bit ;)

It's time to reboot...

2 nü rekurds 4 the lo lo pri¢e or NUN

🍪😝 Μ卂𝐘𝕓ｅ Ⓘ'𝕃ᒪ 𝕎𝓇Ｉ𝓣Ẹ тⓗĮร ร𝐨Ｎﻮ 𝓽ỖⓂØℝŘㄖⓦ? ☠👽

the dude who sold me an iced coffee earlier today was reading a flat earth book at the register...

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look at this sick setup

3 M0 P0D$

WHY????????????????????^not?