The Longest URL in the World

Hello. This is the story of a boy who sought to make The Longest URL in the World (over 8,000 characters long). Enjoy - Click the post title to see the actual URL unfold

The New Alphabet Song: Viral Smash for Big Success

In an Attempt on My Life

I won't be rattled cage or no cage, Nick.

 Whosever is Re–sponsible for the UTube Channel 'Cinemidgets: Film's Greatest Little People' i find it Highly OFFensive and hope that you get DeMonetized like the Scoundrels & Filth you rightly are....

distanct_relatlives

I Capture, You're Soul

My 3 Fav Vidz

I dunno why I have these mp4s on my puter, why I ripped them to begin them, why they aren't in the digital bin (trash), but I think they say a lot about me? Sure the first one promotes a false hope for humanity, and the second one is homophobic on the surface, and number three is blatantly antishrimpitic insomuch as it puts so many shrimp lives at risks (it also promotes false-Australgia).... but this is who I am; this is how a brain gets made. 

There Was Nothing Shrimp I Left UnBlogged™

The Return of Shit & Sports

It was a long time coming to get over the moon . . . .

Guy who hasn't logged onto Twitter in many many moons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

No going back
RON PAUL
America tilted
DONT WALK

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE –
For the sake of time, and continuity, perpetuity, cutie patootity, and any other itys, there is a new "LANDING PAGE" for the TheoCat() aka The Theoretical Catalog (Fake Albums a/k/a albums that don't exist yet commission these albums today, good prospective benefactor). So you know visit the "LANDING PAGE" get outta here scram do it now; 3 albums posted already; new + improved HIGHER Price$ etc.

Thank you Stella - Stella gets it

If there is a world where is that world ªº

it's come to my attention that there's nothing more than attention left and what we need to now is less not more of it so we can sink back into our true self and feel at one with the most of not wanting more than a little bit water 💦 a little bit of air 🙂 this isn't too much to ask you can still have ice cream or 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️ as a treat each Sunday.

F o r ˆ I m m e d i a t e ˆ r e l e a s e

𝟚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕫💋

Life spins, and spins away some more....

          Oh hi, remember me? It's jeff and I just posted the 800th episode of my podcast: Myspace the Podcast. What a journey it's been! Most people are like "you were still doing that this entire time" and also "and you did 800 of them!?" Yupparooni. Thanks for the ride coming along on the ride. What. Uh, sure. I don't really know what else to say, but I made this thing primarily on FinalCutX so it's probably "better" to watch than to "listen to." But what do I know. (Seriously it ain't much!) I am aiming for something akin to synergy with this project which took a decent chunk of the day but honestly not too bad. I have no time anymore but I am hanging in as tough as I ever done have, like an old mule me is. If all goes according to plan (UN-LYKELY!) then there will be a companion "book" published tomorrow in accordance with... whatever this is. I'd say "enjoy" but who am I kidding

The Holy Trinity™

Hello.

I now present you, a long overdue reconsolidation / reorganization of my three main “web properties” which, heretofore ever after, shall be exclusively referred to as The Holy Trinity™…

#1 • VERNONHOWL.COM - “The Content Farm”

aka clickbait HQ, aka where it all began

This is my original baby and still the website I own which gets the most hot clicks. Fully restocked for 2020 with a sick new puke your brains out death vibrant green design. Posting daily-ish unique as hell content (like The Year of Cage, on hiatus) that will make your body squirm, make you feel alive. 

#2 • SHRIMP KARDASHIAN - “The Pop Culture Hub”

aka my tumblr, aka approaching 10,000 posts baby

This is the site where I post quick hitters: what I’m listening to, what I’m watching, brief thoughts perhaps on that and other stuff, etc etc. There are no real rules, but if you’re looking for my Top 10 Movies of the Year list and stupid crap like that, this is where you’ll find it.

#3 • WWW.MYAMERI.CA - “The Database”

aka 100% america content 100% canadian website

Much of what goes down on vh dot com (#1), used to happen here. In fact, one of my many projects moving forward is going to be the dissection of this blog’s 4,000+ rich archive of posts. The worthy of which will be migrated to the vh HQ in due time. So the main thing going on here is that it is a resource for everything I create, like my discography and umm other crap. This will have the least new posts going forward. Shalom.

So that’s that and that’s all folks. There are other sites of course, many hopelessly out of date, like Daily Gifs Club, the Everyday Songz project, LIFECAST.INFO and my Weekly Books adventure. Check em out. Print em out and bookmark em even. See if I care.

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