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Thursday, March 21, 2019
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
∞There are 2 types of people in this (horrible) world…
001 A HUNDRED DAYS OF MAC N CHEESE
002 SLEEP NOW IN THE BEAST MODE
003 SURRENDER TO THE SUGAR RUSH
004 FELICITY INSIDE A COBRA HEART
005 CHEAP THRILLS 4 CO2 SENATORS
006 SELECTION SUNDAY (JWDD 5X)
007 MACROECONOMICS HALL & OATES
008 EAT FIRE IN GOD'S EAR HOLE
009 STAR PUPIL IN THE EYE OF LO
010 FOREST FIRE FUCKS 4 WEEKS &
011 ELLIPTIC LOW ROSEANNE ELOPES
012 (TWIDDLE) YOUR LAST THUMBS
013 DESEKRATE KONIVERS (LASTING)
014 PURE BOO (FRAMEWORK 4 FRIENDS)
015 JESUIT TATTOO THERAPY (JEFF-Z)
016 MUTANT COOTIES BRAIN TRAINING
017 THIS IS SONG 17 OR WHATEVER
018 JESSIE IS A DESERT A DINOSAUR
019 WHINE ON YOUNG STALLION MNTN
020 NO COMMAS UNTIL YOUR 21+ OR…
021 (MISSPELLING) YOUR PET'S NAME
Infinity Symbol
presents
Ellipses and Then What: Seriously Considering Possibly Becoming Enlightened
JEFK • KLIMCHIN
⑬ ive decided to ascend
⑭ its not delivery
⑮ large boy
⑯
( It's cool that there are 50 states. Seems random that they wound up there, but what a perfectly succinct # )
Friday, March 15, 2019
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Friday, March 8, 2019
Thursday, March 7, 2019
(˚~˚)
Weed out the fondue salesmen lest you think they're here to grant you enlightenment, I wrote on the form for the person who would be in charge of inscribing my tombstone. I neglected to write in the pink hippo book for the first time in three (3) tries but SHOCKER! not because I didn't have something to say (˚~˚) Meet my new friend, it's me.
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
The strange thought of today*** which occurred moist technically
\this morning***\
which is not to be confused with yesterday but here we are continuing
' ' M o i s t • T e c h n i c a l l y ' '
little story goes like this....
im @ the office or a pub or why (¥?) idk. and bossman1 is telling me he has a new job lined up, im 2 work w/ none-other-than RAY ROMANO. yes, this is my brain. & of course there are no details. only beer. i am 2 drink this beer if i am to be offered release. it is, a ka nun drum. 2 say THE LEAST!
[END DAY-2 REPORT::BEGIN PROJECT_LENT]
Tuesday, March 5, 2019
day 1
This will be vague because it has to be. It cannot be anything other than a story of
Monday, March 4, 2019
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Monday, February 25, 2019
Here is a song i just wrote about how i am worrying about how, no matter what i do, all of the goldfish i get for my daughter will die sooner rather than later
The cashier at Pet Smart
told me she loved vanilla frappuccinos®
but that the Subway was closer
and she'd probably just go there
I told her, I agreed "those are good" I said
and that she should walk a little further
that they didn't employee pedophile spokesmen at Starbucks
but I just thought that last part
I worried about the future fish
That this was all for naught
That the future fish would also die
No matter what I bought
I went to the Dollar Tree
to buy a windup timer for my daughter
so she could measure the minutes
of her television consumption
but they didn't have that there
maybe they no longer exist
the guy in line in front of me
was a total dick