Love Thy Master (If Thou Master is Tú)

RIP SLOP CITY

One of the dumbest projects/endeavors/websites I ever done was a thing called SLOP CITY aka www.slop-city.blogspot.com.

I am never gon post anything on this ever again. Mostly I just posted gibberish via the now defunct (but still available if you're savvy) Blogger iPhone app. Things I woulda most likely posted to S.C. are now gonna end up on this weird sk twitter feed I just start cultivating: @skikyd. None of this crap matters lol. RIP S.C.andUPDATE2020 skikyd@etcetcLoL

Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ Cᴀɴ Bᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ Wᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ

NEW RECORD FROM JACK JAPAN, FORTHCOMING VIA P.P. REX 〄. TO PRE-ORDER, WAVE YOUR HANDS AROUND UNTIL YOU MAIM A BIRD. TEACH THE BIRD SIGN LANGUAGE. THEN THE BIRD WILL SIGN YOU THE URL WHERE YOU CAN DO A PRE-ORDER.

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wanna go to TRUMP TOWER and sing a seven-hour version of my song "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)" by I haven't written a song called "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)"

Might not be the best movie to watch at the gym tonight…

The Baby of Mâcon (1993) by Peter Greenaway looks like a hoot.

If I Do 𝕏, Then 𝕐 Means I've Already Died

Kmart Tarps have been one of the most consistent and prolific bands under The Pizza Puppies umbrella and it's only the audience getting wet (with sound). That's why I was pleased as a spiked punch when I got this animatronic gif in the electronic mail. Kmart Bloody Kmart is poised to be their masterwork and it's due out on P.P. Rex in late 2029. Can't wait!

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  -- do u want a hit ?

My 👟 (FOOT) hurts 😂

 

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" M a k i n g a S c e n e (in Walgreens)"