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   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video; † = highly recommended content

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Friday, October 14, 2016

LOOKS LIKE THE UNDER 53.5 IS GONNA HIT IN THIS MEMPHIS/TULANE CONTEST. NEED CALGARY (CURRENTLY TIED 2-2) TO PREVAIL TO GO 3-1 WITH MY PLAYS TONIGHT.

Boat Jackson

I googled "Bo Jackson on a boat" because I wanted to do a content post called "Boat Jackson." TGIF PLS SEND HELP.

✍️ I Can Redo It And I Can Start Over. And I Can Start Over Again. Shalom 🗣

Tao Lin deleted this tweet but I thought it was a decent tweet.

[Source.]

DON'T TELL ME I HAVEN'T SEEN THE FACE OF GOD

This guy is crossing the country on foot again and I really hope he posts content as much as possible because the last time he did it, the content was so 🔥.

(that's how the kids express COOLNESS; they don't say something is good they say something is [fire emoji]––just an FYI)

I FEEL ABOUT 35% BETTER THAN YESTERDAY BUT I AM PROGRESSIVELY FEELING WORSE SO I MIGHT FEEL -20-60% WORSE BY THE END OF IT (END OF WHAT? JK) BUT I STILL CONTINUE TO SOLDIER ON DESPITE THIS FEELING MY JAW MIGHT SOMEHOW DEATTACH AND SCRAPE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF MY SKULL SO SORRY TO MAKE IT GRAPHIC FOLKS HERE IS A PICTURE OF PROBABLY THE COOLEST MASCOT GOING THE WESTERN KENTUCKY BLOB OR WHAT HAVE YOU LOOK AT HIM SO CUTE SLIDING ON THE B-BALL COURT

Thursday, October 13, 2016

feel like 🔥 garbage today, folks

[ EASILY THE WORST I'VE FELT THAT WASN'T RELATED TO DRINKING AND/OR A CLEAR CUT SICKNESS OF SOME SORT IN A LONG WHILE ]

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

•CONTENTSUPREME•

It's all falling apart

Well this is why you don't bet on baseball, or really gamble on sports in general folks... I'm out.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

THE PLACE TO BE IS was ~~SLOP CITY~~ (gone!)

gonna start referring to myself in the 3rd person more, FYI

RU 4 LIFE

I went to Project Pabst at the Electric Factory in Philadelphia

WHEN THE CONTENT RUNS DRY

I am a simple man.

At least they're getting an extra 15 minutes, but GBV should be on second-to-last before Anco. My 2¢. [Source.]

From $8 to $88,000: VOL. I: "Katy Perry made me do it"

The "Norf Nort rant" meme is straight 🔥 cuz most people were like, "Umm, chill out lady; not that big of a deal." And she was all like "WAAHHHWAAAAAHHH!!?!" It's the conflict between those two ideologies which made the meme a total success and truly hot viral content.

I'm not sure why I think I might be smart enough to be a contestant on Jeopardy! but there I was fairly intoxicated at 11PM EST last evening taking the online test. I did a screengrab video of it and I am posting here because... well, IDK why I am posting it other than it is content. I love doing content and so here is some more content.

Note: I answer the very first question so horribly and embarrassingly wrong. I mean, I knew it was so horribly and embarrassingly wrong in the moment. But yet I still wrote it? Oh well. I will not be appearing on Jeopardy! any time in the near future. The correct answer is Iago, I believe.

$AFETY $AVE$

I forgot to save my Snapchat Story and so this song was lost to the ether. At least I got this screengrab. FUG!

A REMINDER: My CUSTOM SONGS are also available for purchase via premiere record label eBay dot com.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

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D-Funct(show() Now hahaaha

NCAAF plays

I like both road teams tonight on the college slate: gimme Western Kentucky-2.5 and Temple +10. Good luck!

LOL 2031 😂 (ps. I know this how this works but it's still fairly comical)

Wanna listen to an EP? But you only have less than one minute? I got your back, kid:

➙ 𝔹𝔸ℕ𝔾 𝕀𝕋 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼.

David Foster Wallace 2003 Interview.mp3 [84 minutes; 61.4MB]

s/o my 1998 Yanks World Series sweatshirt.

For a hot second, both of these bets almost hit. But I still made some dough tonight. gob bless The Death Scenario™ which thankfully did not come. NEW latenight edition of the SportzBlast coming out in a matter of moments. Stay tuned. [UPDATE:NO]