Come on

fuck this shit

This shit is not working.

Signed up to take the Jeopardy! test to be a contestant potentially. I love that I feel like I'm (A) smart enough for this, and (B) wouldn't have an anxiety attack in the unlikely event I am selected. Oh well. DREAM BIG OR GO HOME.

NEW EP 'OFFICIALLY' OUT TODAY: FUN & FEAR
PIZZA PUPPIES COLLECTIVE EP#32

"Get your copy today..."

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i am an expert in [hellpostin]
i am a dilbert in [ L O V E ]

On your local Tumblr please check out my latest food vlog. Namaste. Or should I say: YUMASTE.

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In hindsight, putting all my eggs in the Arkansas St. basket maybe not the greatest idea. But I got a little hedge. Jesus I suck at this (LOVE IT THO).

... INTERESTING, INTERESTING ...

...but what did you think about the MUSIC?!

Well, that didn't take long

Well, that didn't take long. I knew as soon as I posted about this I would immediately lose money, which I did, yet I still posted? Life is funny sometimes. Shame on you, Timea Bacsinszky. SHAME! (JK)

Watching this baseball game on my phone. Didn't realize TBS had a new logo/app.

Look, I'm not feeling great about my Sky +7 pick but it's still early! "Sky's" the limit, gals! You got this!!

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Me and my friend who is real.

How to defeat the clowns

This looks good

I find TR fascinating and I can't really describe it. I may or may not have spent an hour today watching his 2006 TED Talk and listening to his podcast. I will definitely check out this movie.

EVEN ODDS FOR OVER 8.5 RUNS IN THE BALTIMORE @ TORONTO MLB PLAYOFF TONIGHT?

IF YOU DECIDE TO CLICK ON, PLEASE ENJOY THE FIRST 60 SENTENCES OF THE LONGEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN*. FORTHCOMING ON MY DEATHBED ~2066. nah

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SKILL: was able to select least popular selection in this 'joke poll' via mega-troll's twitter

This guy's Tennis picks are indeed "so money" –– I know for certain I am jinxing him by posting about it here. I hope not.

Ndukll

nasdnfun

I am in the process of revamping/rebooting my wonderful life.... (not built for slow-ass machines; ya'll been warned). Nah Mom Stay.

I PUT SOME DOUGH ON THE +3000 MLB FUTURE WORLD SERIES MATCHUP OF METS VS RED SOX. 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF THIS. COULDN'T HURT.

FEELS LIKE I'M DOING SOMETHING PAINFULLY WRONG WITH MY LIFE.

S u p ?

Fellow humans and sports betting public, my MNF PLAY O' THE DAY is "Giants to win by 4-6 points (+1250)" Folks a $5 bet is gonna net you over $60 smackers on this no-brainer. Is it a homer play? Surely. But ya gotta believe... in something, anything. Aliens? ATLiens? What was this about?

EVERYWHERE I TURN BE LIKE ...

...AND I'M A' SMASH IT

PeggyK cracking the dang case. Good thing I found BLOGO!

ONE OF THE GREATEST TRAGEDIES IN OUR MODERN TIMES IS THAT JEOPARDY! IS NOT AVAILABLE DIGITALLY/ON DEMAND. I FEAR THIS WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE AFTER OR CONCURRENT WITH WHATEVER THE POST-TREBEK REBOOT WILL LOOK LIKE, AND THAT IS A SCENARIO WHICH FRANKLY MAKES ME SHUDDER.

Have always loved grocery stores. This is a good one. I think it's mostly because of positive childhood memories, like getting sliced cheese fed directly to my mouth at the deli. And the colors. All of the brands and logos. The varying temperatures from aisle to aisle. I feel very much at peace inside a good grocery store.

Nim

Recorded a 50+ minute pod this morning in my car as I drove from Philly into NJ. Can't get it online till tonight though so hold tight fam.

NASDsadk

Never gamble on sports

This is one of my all time bad beats. I literally waited from 9AM EST till nearly midnight for this bet (a modest 2-1 payout over/under 4-game teaser) to just narrowly miss. My god that last score killed me. Gambling is so stupid. Never gamble on sports! Let's do it again tonight!

Nudskll

Proud of this

Yes I was dead wrong about that New England game and yes I'm giving all this money back but dammit I'm still proud. Give me that, at least.

Golden Tate is dead to me

UPDATE to the last post on here. Some context for you. My pals are planning a camping trip to this place (hence the weird gif).

Friend just posted this gif in a group text and I seriously didn't appreciate it.

Taking Pats live bet +6 with juice like printing money 💰

GTFO with that shit.

Two safeties. Nice.

Hope the Jags don't Jag Off all over this parlay before it gets going.

Legit the best iPhone app for Blogger™ I've ever found

I'm so psyched right now. This app BLOGO (lol) is the real deal. Expect more posts directly from my phone y'all. Very excited on this Sunday morning. Xmas dang came early!

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