Los Angeles: beautiful this time of year.

I am going to see The Counting Crows tonight in Camden, New Jersey. I am taking a boat with my wife. I have been looking at Counting Crows setlists and I am shocked that they don't play "Round Here" every night. They play it, at best, about every other night. I don't even like that song so much. Just surprising, that's all.

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Peace on 🌎

my love for all animal life is so intense.

mood:

KIND OF FEELING OH IDK MANIC TODAY OH I KNOW WHY HEEHEE // DOING A MOVIE REVIEW NOW // MILLION MANGO MARCH v MILLION MANATEE MARCH: WHO U GOT??? SPITTING SUNFLOWER SEEDS INTO AN OLD COFFEE MUG MAKES THEM TASTE KINDA LIKE COFFEE = LIFEHACK##

If the process ain't tight it ain't right.

On the, it's a strip mall tip.

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Death of an Algorithm

I have a group of old and a group of new 'writing things' that are mostly horrible attempts at trying to write a novel. (I have chronicled and posted arguably the worst of the bunch here.) There are about 6-10 'writing things' in each group and at this point I think it would be best for me to try to edit as most of them as I have the stomach for into short stories and package them as two unique collections (one for the old and one for the new). The old one I know I want to call Yawns & Licks, but I'm not sure about the new one. I'm going to try to tackle one piece a day and then package and format them when all the editing is complete. Please wish me luck. This is a truly thankless enterprise but I need to do it before I can move onto the next big thing.

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I kind of major regrets about hard deleting all my various Twitter accounts over the years because there was content/ideas on those feeds which I never documented/saved anywhere else. 

2001: The Real History of the USA

This is the first chapter of a ~3K-word novel attempt, which I wrote circa 2008-2009. IDK what I should do with it. It's so bad. At this point, I should probably just post it 'as is' on this blog and be done with it. There are a few writing things from this era of my life which are almost as bad, but this is kind of unique in its badness (from a tone point of view, especially). A lot of the other stuff I think I'm gonna edit as best I can and package as a book of short stories.

(This is all part of a larger decluttering effort I have recently began. POST or DELETE is my new motto when it comes to all this unfinished shit––be it physical art, random Google docs, music files, etc.)

UPDATE: Here it is LOL. So edgy and raw. The Next Great American Novel™.

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I've just published two new books today.

The first is a throwaway thing called A which allows me to finally get rid of / put to bed a project idea I have been swirling around / flirting with for a long while (but it is such a trash idea omg, good riddance).

The second is called "joe's poems" and I think that is legitimately good. It's a digital chap-ebook of 22 poems.

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