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BREAKING:

You could have teased all four divisional NFL games in either direction and won

If you follow this blog closely––and really, why wouldn't you?––you saw I posted a winning 4-game teaser before this past weekend's game. The thing about it, though, is this: you could have teased any of the 8 teams and you would've won. On top of that, you could have teased the over-under in either direction and also won in every game except Seahawks @ Carolina. This is pretty geeky sports betting stuff, but I thought it was worth noting. I found this cool image on the left my googling "NFL teaser." FYI. In other news, I do plan on posting bets and more sports things in general on this blog, so watch out!

NFL Round 2 Picks

Here's a bonus teaser. I like the points in every game but Carolina (-2): KC (+5), GB (+7) and PIT (+7). Be careful out there, kids. (BONUS: I also like Monmouth ML +105 at Iona tonight in college hoops! Go Hawks!)

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A picture of my dog

This is actually a still from a movie I made from a year ago yesterday. Full disclosure.

Email response from a Humane Society chapter in Wisconsin, USA, re research I'm doing for this book.

This is the actual #RGIII note fyi https://t.co/fz67J5D1Nu pic.twitter.com/GRc2Qc435I

— @TheTweetofSport (@TheTweetofSport) January 11, 2016

My car got stuck in the mud and David Bowie is dead

Sunday NFL Playoff bets

Yesterday was pretty bad. Went 0-3-1. Today I like:

Seahawks (-5) over MINNESOTA [+ under 39.5]
Packers (+1) over WASHINGTON [+ over 46]

After a very good regular season, I have little faith in my picks in general this Wildcard Weekend. That said, I really have no clue what might happen in Minnesota this afternoon. Good luck betting that one. My best bet is the Pack +1. I don't trust this Washington team, who didn't beat a single team above .500 all season. I'll take my chances with Aaron Rodgers.

Saturday NFL Playoff bets

I like:

HOUSTON (+3) over Chiefs [+ over 39.5]
Steelers (-2) over CINCINNATI [+ over 45.5]

The Texans +3 is an even money bet right now at SB, but I also think the ML at +145 is good value. Of all the home team underdogs, I give them the best shot to win outright.

Really gonna do it this time

My dog is famous now

I ate chicken salad

I vowed to go vegetarian for January but on Jan the Second, I totally forgot and ate some chicken salad my wife made. It's not a bid deal, though. I just moved on with my life.

SportsPost™: My New York Giants, in flux

23 Albums I Liked in 2015

Motivated by the date

Why my novel's protagonist is named what he's named and the cosmic energy inherent in this baptism, i.e. why I gots to write the damn novel and why I definitely will hallelujah

WWE superstar The Undertaker was the Bishop of Philadelphia in 1852

This fan angle of the Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary is insane

A video posted by Brandon Movitz (@brandicle) on Dec 3, 2015 at 8:54pm PST

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Avid lover of all things #business #startup #strategy #socialmedia #dogs #yoga #food #drink #travel related

That's me.

My lunch plans for today: I am going to drive to a parking lot. I am going to park close to the grocery store on the opposite side of the pizza place. Then I am going to walk to the pizza place. After I eat two slices of plain pizza, I am going to go for a rambling walk, most likely behind the strip mall, circling back to the grocery store. I will do a little grocery shopping then I will bring the groceries to my car. I will put them in my car. Then lunch break will be over and I will head back to work.

Be honest with yourself, even with the lies. The Big Lies™ that lay in front of you are OK and can actually even benefit a person in the longterm. Believe them. But what you can't stomach is the tiny stuff, the little lies you're still digesting. Embrace all that you do even as that man on the horizon gets smaller and smaller. Don't trick yourself into thinking you're better or worse than you truly are, and don't try to erase your history. It's impossible. Don't lie. If you do The Big Lies™ will scamper away into the darkness and you'll never see them again.

I am a failure at everything