Here is a song i just wrote about how i am worrying about how, no matter what i do, all of the goldfish i get for my daughter will die sooner rather than later

The cashier at Pet Smart
told me she loved vanilla frappuccinos®
but that the Subway was closer
and she'd probably just go there
I told her, I agreed "those are good" I said
and that she should walk a little further
that they didn't employee pedophile spokesmen at Starbucks
but I just thought that last part

I worried about the future fish
That this was all for naught
That the future fish would also die
No matter what I bought

I went to the Dollar Tree
to buy a windup timer for my daughter
so she could measure the minutes
of her television consumption
but they didn't have that there
maybe they no longer exist
the guy in line in front of me
was a total dick

below ("After the jump"), find LYRIX from Select EverydaySongz.com Songs from this month. Enjoy!

new book time, folks. n/m the apostrophe error on page 7! PLEASE!!

Every human is actually a hammerhead shark who hasn't reached their potential yet

These are from yesterday. I'm trying here, folks. Snow days are tuff.

THE LAST 3 WEEKLYBOOKS.NET BOOKS ARE ALIVE!(or r they)

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this shixnazzLe is Up2Date (but amazon linx for Book-7=coming soon!) i especially like this Stanza from Marlin Brando (Book-6)––click-it 2 enlargen it!

That the thumbnail for this content essentially says " SIN "  is very fitting to me....

new song "Like Shit" coming later today; only @ !EVERYDAYSONGZ.COM¡

SONG #1,500

SONG #1,497

Making the needle stay as still as possible: √

Nothing Matters: This is My Jam

This is what i do now :(

º^º

METAL ELVIS//DILIGENT LIFE

~feedbag

†his would be a sick album cover

what comes back around again: emoji dogo (2019)

b-sides

Hip Christian Economics

Head Plate

H-Bomb Baby

𝕚𝕟 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕕

F o r e v e r • C a p t • S a d n e s s
H e r i t a g e • B r e a k d o w n
T h e • Y e a r l o n g • S h e l l
M a s s a c r e • 2 1
W h a t e v e r • T e n n e s s e e
A n o t h e r • B l u n d e r
D o t • B o y
F e s t i v e • R e g r e t • S e v e r a n c e
J a i l • L i t e

Don't Wonder What It's Gonna Be Like Tomorrow

A WAVE ENSLAVED INSOMNIA

If i had a cat i would name it:

🐌 SANITY SCRATCHER 🐌 or:
Taco Infinity∞

I bet all of the stray cats are eating death on account of the cold. It's Negative-16 (wind chill) here in Philadelphia. I should buy pizza pies for them and then kidnap the all of the pizza man's pizza warmer bags and give them to the stray cats so they have pizza bag homes. I want to save the cats and start working on my daughter's discography, as she truly as the chance to be the world's most prolific songwriter, a feat her father failed at, if she starts soon...

This reminds me of an idea for a CD jacket but the interior liner notes would have to printed upside down b/c I think the left side of the image is clearly the cover and the right side is the inside (which would be the back cover of the CD booklet); do you understand what I'm saying about this non-existent problem? Now, excuse me I have 745 fake albums to post (probably more actually)...

[this is a still frame from this video btw]