Ipsum defacto.

Some day–Sunday, with the blunders... wonder why my 'y' key is so sticky? don't wonder 'bout that! 

d d d d d d d d d d d 

I am a goddam walking miracle. Science will be studying me for some time to come, no doubt. I am going to hit send (post) now but this is not the end ~

i am he

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I can't fucking focus or can I? #BreakingNews

File 14353 ah yes I know the one; it rings true and scrapes against my inner ear until the blood-curdling screams are fully inside (no one else can hear them).

On the Occasion It is Done

From here on forth to be known as the OCCASION POINT: A state of mind, located in a time and place: REDACTED. Let the record show that at 3:29 and 42 seconds, P.M. EST on a Tuesday – November the 12th, 2019, the subject was weighed and cataloged in as potential Demise Candidate: Level Shitstorm. This does not, of course, take into consideration any recent improvement and/or movie reviews (recorded in podcast form or otherwise). That the subject wished to be called "Occasion Point" or be allowed to start a band or arts collective using that name at some future juncture, is not something the committee wishes to take up at this time. He's hereby been sentenced to conduct the task of creating a music album of sorts, called thusly God 2, utilizing previous branding efforts ("Just Jeff"), and given a timeframe of 72 years to fulfill the requirement, we feel an adequate addition to the previous stipulations of the OCCASION POINT. If the subject wishes to weigh himself at any time in the 72-year framework wherein he finds himself alive he must first purge the system with a black cherry and sauerkraut mixture. Given the vast ocean of the 72-year framework we strongly encourage the subject to think of any moment in time within it as both yesterday and, more importantly, today; we feel this offers all involved a more substantial opportunity to gain that hot R.O.I. 

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All hail the dedication machine

It's been... a long time coming.

OH HAS IT???

Sure. Sure thing.

I've always considered the ephemeral content (90+% of this blog's output) a big part of... of... whatever this is. MY AMERI DOT CA. But truth be told, while I love this place––I've put a lot into it!––logistically, posting here can be a nightmare. I'm using the Google platform "Blogger" to send this out to the world. I love "Blogger"––it will have a place in my heart till damn kingdom come! But, Google does not "love" Blogger. There is no Blogger app, no crucial web updates in the past ~5+ years that make it worth still using. It's a relic. The WWW is made for relics, though. And so long as they're not turning out the lights, I'll still keep buying the URL every other year.

It's the definition of futile: this venture (me: making "art") is the exact polar opposite of whatever R.O.I. is, in every possible facet. More like J.O.I.! Wait, actually.

! ! ! But I can't quit posting ! ! !

Even, as I noted, this has stopped making sense, and to call it "art" is getting more and more difficult too: I gotta do it. I do it over here (🍤), ya know. Have been for awhile now. The reality is such that platforms matter. All platforms matter. And when it comes to the posting and the shitposting and the art, this ain't cutting it.

And so this website will exist primarily as the database. I might even go through and scrub most of the archives. Not sure yet. Such is the life of a lowly #shrimpblogger.

–Vernon Howl

CEO, MyAmeri.ca Industries

myspacethepodcast@gmail.com

strike it all from the record: it is gone
   only the monikers remain

sequence-1_7776678666

REMINDER: 2020 is a MOTHERFUCKING LEAP YEAR!

Day of Year Chart

First column within each month is for regular years. The second is for leap years: 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020.

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day of month	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec
1	001	032 032	060 061	091 092	121 122	152 153	182 183	213 214	244 245	274 275	305 306	335 336
2	002	033 033	061 062	092 093	122 123	153 154	183 184	214 215	245 246	275 276	306 307	336 337
3	003	034 034	062 063	093 094	123 124	154 155	184 185	215 216	246 247	276 277	307 308	337 338
4	004	035 035	063 064	094 095	124 125	155 156	185 186	216 217	247 248	277 278	308 309	338 339
5	005	036 036	064 065	095 096	125 126	156 157	186 187	217 218	248 249	278 279	309 310	339 340
6	006	037 037	065 066	096 097	126 127	157 158	187 188	218 219	249 250	279 280	310 311	340 341
7	007	038 038	066 067	097 098	127 128	158 159	188 189	219 220	250 251	280 281	311 312	341 342
8	008	039 039	067 068	098 099	128 129	159 160	189 190	220 221	251 252	281 282	312 313	342 343
9	009	040 040	068 069	099 100	129 130	160 161	190 191	221 222	252 253	282 283	313 314	343 344
10	010	041 041	069 070	100 101	130 131	161 162	191 192	222 223	253 254	283 284	314 315	344 345
11	011	042 042	070 071	101 102	131 132	162 163	192 193	223 224	254 255	284 285	315 316	345 346
12	012	043 043	071 072	102 103	132 133	163 164	193 194	224 225	255 256	285 286	316 317	346 347
13	013	044 044	072 073	103 104	133 134	164 165	194 195	225 226	256 257	286 287	317 318	347 348
14	014	045 045	073 074	104 105	134 135	165 166	195 196	226 227	257 258	287 288	318 319	348 349
15	015	046 046	074 075	105 106	135 136	166 167	196 197	227 228	258 259	288 289	319 320	349 350
16	016	047 047	075 076	106 107	136 137	167 168	197 198	228 229	259 260	289 290	320 321	350 351
17	017	048 048	076 077	107 108	137 138	168 169	198 199	229 230	260 261	290 291	321 322	351 352
18	018	049 049	077 078	108 109	138 139	169 170	199 200	230 231	261 262	291 292	322 323	352 353
19	019	050 050	078 079	109 110	139 140	170 171	200 201	231 232	262 263	292 293	323 324	353 354
20	020	051 051	079 080	110 111	140 141	171 172	201 202	232 233	263 264	293 294	324 325	354 355
21	021	052 052	080 081	111 112	141 142	172 173	202 203	233 234	264 265	294 295	325 326	355 356
22	022	053 053	081 082	112 113	142 143	173 174	203 204	234 235	265 266	295 296	326 327	356 357
23	023	054 054	082 083	113 114	143 144	174 175	204 205	235 236	266 267	296 297	327 328	357 358
24	024	055 055	083 084	114 115	144 145	175 176	205 206	236 237	267 268	297 298	328 329	358 359
25	025	056 056	084 085	115 116	145 146	176 177	206 207	237 238	268 269	298 299	329 330	359 360
26	026	057 057	085 086	116 117	146 147	177 178	207 208	238 239	269 270	299 300	330 331	360 361
27	027	058 058	086 087	117 118	147 148	178 179	208 209	239 240	270 271	300 301	331 332	361 362
28	028	059 059	087 088	118 119	148 149	179 180	209 210	240 241	271 272	301 302	332 333	362 363
29	029	060	088 089	119 120	149 150	180 181	210 211	241 242	272 273	302 303	333 334	363 364
30	030		089 090	120 121	150 151	181 182	211 212	242 243	273 274	303 304	334 335	364 365
31	031		090 091		151 152		212 213	243 244		304 305		365 366

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