Something truly troubling about this guy's exposed belly in the stock image insert of the dollar store iPhone armband I bought last week.

Bit disconcerting that I can't find 2-5 of my pocketknives after we moved 2 months ago

I'm back using iTunes again to sync music on my iPhone 4 so it plays in the Runkeeper app; I am so 2010 y'all

FUN FACT: I just guessed at the release year of the i4 being 2010 and when I looked it up I was exactly right!

some shithead dopes lighting fireworks off right outside my house @ 10:30PM on a Monday night, five days after the 4th... not cool

but I think they went home (to whatever holes they crawled out of)

This Rockstar sugar free energy drink is much less refreshing than i would have thought

RT w/ comment: This was a bad idea... just a bad idea

༺ New Logo ༻

UPDATICUS 2020 ad: one of the shorter length ventures of my career LoL

I did a ❛review❜ of a local basketball court near my workk

W i t h i n
the 30sqs
are S P A C E S
4lines &
the S P A C E S
4lines r
Taken up with food, eg.

–MINT CHOCOLATE LARA BAR
–50%OFF GROCERY STORE SUSHI

Another tesr

https://flic.kr/p/27TawDo

Ball 🏀 hard 🔨

https://flic.kr/p/27AGoDB

This pod is on spotify lol.

🍣->🏀

Here is the setlist for the next hour+ folks,,

yur gonnna hav 2to feell hung-ry

I can't bring myself to close the tab that has open the Trolls 2 Wikipedia page

Some beginnings are an ending.

Knox coast-to-coast the Knicks are back pic.twitter.com/Fyo3G3fZHF

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) July 7, 2018

This is actual kind of a perfect introduction in the sense that Knox is almost certainly going to suck now that he got every single Knicks fans' hopes up.