THE PHRASE "YOU MAKE/MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU GOTTA LIE IN IT" WHAT THE HELL.  HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO LIE *IN* A 'MADE' BED??

MAYBE IT'S REFERRING TO THE ACTUAL BUILDING PART OF "MAKING A BED" LIKE ASSEMBLING AN IKEA BED?

I REALLY DON'T THINK SO. VERDICT? THAT PHRASE IS DUMB.

Woke up at 6ish. Daughter came into our room at 620. Aim got up with her. Was able to fall back asleep till 8ish. Felt good. Just got home from dropping her at daycare. It's 931. Going to have leftover 🍕 for breakfast.

PODCASTING WHILST DIRIVING NEVER DIES
I just remembered i was goona try n write a ""Diary"" entry every day-ish, but havent done won in-awhile, so here it is folks,, have at it folks,, my diary entry is to sayy that last nite we went to this thing called "PARKS ON TAP" which is a roaming beer garden event in philly that moves to a different city neighborhood park each weekebd, and last nite it was in LOVELY PORT RICHMOND (beautiful this time of yr) and it was @ Campbell Sq to be exact, and we rode bikes there and i rode my new bike... this guy the bouncer almost didnt let me in beacause my license is expired which jfc dude i'm 37 and ur not a cop just look it's me in the picture who gives a F abt the exp. date taht literally is of no consequence 2 ya, dude made it seem like he was doing me a favor letting me in, i was like nah bro, whatever... that was cool tho, a kid from barb's daycare was there (Arthur) and his dad is chill and they get a long really well so that was fun. Also, the yanks lost their 2nd in a row which wasnt cool and/or fun or and/or chill, g'bye 17-1 hot streak!! Sonny gray suxx. hope thy get it rolling again tho... also hope lebron kills the celtics, that game 1 is tomorrow ok that's all i got to say not on this post it's good to practice my writign i am getting p good
Not sure which one of these to buy, like which one is the better deal.




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What

This isn't so much a diary entry for today because what happened$ but there are thoughts I have about tomorrow which I thought were worth mentioning like how I want to eat an orange for breakfast and then do a five-mile jog after dropping my daughter off; get that shit out of the way or so it were (will be). Tomorrow is a big day for me in a way and so I'll set the bar low, where it needs to be perhaps. Not low, really. Well....

$today?! Whatever happens today? Gimme a goddam break  

Phlegm Gems

I know you're sick and all, and I'm truly sympathetic to the fact that you need to hock a loogie every couple minutes, but... but could you possibly stop referring to them as "phlegm gems" and posting pictures of them on Instagram?

Jesus fucking christ



UPGRADE:

One thing I'll be doing in this calendar Year ;the_year_of_Jeff; is I'll be using BLOG TAGS for all posts;;; for ex. :: #nothingnecessity for this type of SHiT content

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Inject Jack 🎾Sock into my veins

You're boy got big 💰 on the young lad


I'm back baby!!