When I was a baby I lived inside a plastic bag and only ate canned vegetables. I feel like I'm constantly trying to get back to that place in adulthood but I keep getting pooped on by birds. LIFECAST.INFO»
one of the coolest things about me is that i can eat without ever feeling full. actually this isn't that cool haha. it kind of sucks tbh. i wish i didn't have to eat food at all, or if i did, i wish pizza grew like grass and no cows were involved and also it was zero calories.
I sang because my stomach yearned to be a giant piece of toast. My brain burnt the toast and then ate one thousand pounds of mini M&Ms. I am doomed to walk through life with a torso made of carbs and a head made of sugar I guess. There are worse lives. LIFECAST.INFO»