NOW THAT MY VAYKAYE IS OVAH YALLZ CAN EXPECT SOME MORE OF THAT PATENTED JEFF CONTENT YOUVE COME 2 KNOW & LOVE
FOR EXAMPLE: I PLAN TO BUY DRAINO AT NOON TODAY SO I WILL LIVEBLOG / VIDEO THIS LIFE EXPERIENCE
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Monday, October 24, 2016
Friday, October 21, 2016
Thursday, October 20, 2016
That's too much Taffer (3) ///
Traveling is stressful. It's like two trains, a plane, and a car for me to get to Nashville from Philadelphia and I have to make sure my body is in the right place each time and I have to make sure my brain does all the right things and acquires the correct passes to give to people to let me travel on these modes of transportation. For example, I needed to get a metal token at a stand for the first train, a tiny little ticket from a window for the second one (which I'm on now) and then I'll have to go to a kiosk at the airport to get that pass. Don't even get me started on the rest of the airport experience! The last part of the journey—a taxi to my hotel—is arguably the least stressful part because I just have to find a cab and tell the person where I want to go. We've complicated things, us humans. Don't ask me why or how but that's what we did. Best bet is to just roll with it. Enjoy the ride.
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
A somewhat disappointing thing in life: when I upload videos via the YouTube Capture app on my phone, I can use emojis but the emojis don't show up on YouTube Proper. (I said it was only "somewhat.")
I found the greatest tweet of all-time.
Hot damn remembering that I had the handle "IRL" on Vine LoL
JUST DID THIS FF TRADE AND FEEL V NERVOUS. I'M TRADING AWAY DUDES ON THE LEFT. I AM NOW -1 DREADLOCKED PLAYERS (NET). :(((
I remain determined to crack 
Just an enjoyed a nice breakfast. Now it's onto daycare to drop off daughter-> 60min on gym watching the beginning of the above film. This movie has some sex stuff in it apparently and I usually try to avoid movies like that on the gym stairmaster. But we're all adults, right? What's the big deal? It's kind of odd that I don't worry about watching movies at the gym which have gratuitous violence at all, but god forbid there's a nipple on my screen. What's that all about? We gotta change this culture imo. And that culture starts with me (and the movies I choose to watch on the gym stairmaster).
Monday, October 17, 2016
SOON THE DELICIOUS CUISINE I CALL 'SHRIMP KARDASHIAN' WILL BE AS FAMOUS AND AS WIDELY EATEN AS CLAMS CASINO, OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER OR THE HAM BURGER. "S.K. IS O.K." THAT IS SLOGAN FOR THIS FOOD. WHAT IS IT, YOU ASK? WELL IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF RAW SHRIMP (AT LEAST 35 MATED PAIRS--IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU HOLD A WEDDING OR OTHER CULTURALLY SIMILAR EVENT FOR EACH PAIR TO RECOGNIZE THIS!) IN A HUGE VAT OF MAYO. THE MAYO CAN BE ANY BRAND THAT IS NOT HELLMAN'S. IT CAN BE MIRACLE WHIP. SURE IT CAN, MY FRIEND. PLEASE EMAIL YOUR 'SHRIMP KARDASHIAN' PICTURES TO JEFFKKAST @ GMAIL.COM AND I'LL POST THEM HERE ON THIS BLOG. HAVE A GREAT DAY IN THE U.S.A.
Mike Francesa hates the OBJ stuff SO SO SO much, and it couldn't make me happier. I hope he continues to do what he's doing every single week. It's the League and the old curmudgeons who need to change. Not these players. 
