AN IDEA:

for: a band name / band concept

what the heck you got in mind, Jeff: (hear me out) The Dave SlapsYou Band

go on: just a band fronted by a guy/guys named Dave who go around slapping audience members (a real fun time for the whole family)

A+ GOLD FTW 100

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Quality smirk on this guy. Potential under-the-radar RB I'm eyeing.

Gimme a "C-O-N-T-E-N-T

… wut does that spell? PENGUIN QUEEN 2016!"

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Watching this movie today on the gym stairmaster. Can't wait.

PRESS RELEASE. Missouri, Idaho, Worldwide, USA. So puhleased to announce the debut of two new programs Live from PPHQ (which I will record on my phone with Facebook Live––update:DELETED) and Jeffkkast Live (which I will record on my knockoff iRulu tablet with Ustream). The titles of these shows are basically meaningless trash.

I shoulda called the iPhone "Jeffkkast Live" because I will probably only record with the tablet one in my basement so "Live from PPHQ" makes more sense? Who the F knows. This is the beginning of the end but at least it's the beginning. Everything is meaningless. See you on the feeds.

Thinkman

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Big shout out to Eddie Royal who is an avid reader of this blog. Great GTPRTD! (garbage time punt return TD) Got me THA OVAH!!! More like Eddie King if you ask me. ("royal" just doesn't cut it)

WECLOME 2 HELLL

Niulal

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C O N T E N T (Ô) K I L L E R

K I S S Y – K I S S Y ~I N~ T H E ~C O N T E N T~ P A T C H

Just got back from Raleigh

and I took a 2+ hour nap. Maybe the longest nap I've taken in 3+ years? Debating how hard I should crush this coming week. Leaning towards FULL ANNIHILATION. For starters, I put on another 17.5 lbs so there's no where to go but up in the health & fitness dept. Secondly, I got so many ideas juices flowing that my shit is like literally a river and the river is flooding (call FEMA, bitches). Thirdly, I don't even need a third point. Lemme just watch MNF and do one last carb binge in peace. L8er.

I posted this shit on twitter but I'm posting again here too whatever I'm on the #WentzWagon I guess. Final score: Chicago 27-24.

ASCoo

Because I had SHIT luck last Saturday, I am going to refrain from gambling on the college ball this weekend. My only wager is a modest one on the +270 Temple moneyline as I loathe Penn St. and would love to see my Philly boys beat them on JoePa day.

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A VOTE 4 TRUMP IS A VOTE 4 LŸFE

Hoping for a homerun tonight. I'll have some college plays later on.

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Just a fun little parlay

Def hoping Tanaka kills it tonight but part of me thinks this is gonna be an old school barnburner.

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Some pro football wagering opps (this evening & beyond)

Here's how I got $25 spread out tonight. Fly, $25. Grow into a beautiful, $64.47 butterfly!

ODK

Let's roll, my pinstriped boys. My beautiful Yankee darlings.

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If the Yanks could ever get out of the Bronx with a win today (at 4PM) against Kershaw before this 4-game series in Boston, well, that would be spectacular and I would spontaneously become a 'true believer' again in the M of the P (magic of the pinstripes). JUS SAYIN.

Over the years, I've taken some pictures with cellphone camera phones (and even camera cameras too). The fact that I am working on a 15,000-2 content-to-eyeball ratio sounds about right. Always the bridesmaid, folks.

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The second bet was a nice little hit and I wish I had more dough on it, but to cover my ass I did a little live bet hedge on the late game over (see red bet #1). This is L.S.G. 101 and I am the professor.

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I'm a productive member of this society. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. [Source.]

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FUCKING LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT A NEW LIGHTNING CABLE TO CHARGE MY IPHONE AT RITE AID FOR $21 AND I CUT INTO THE PACKAGE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND I CUT THE FUCKING CHORD IN HALF. FML.

UPDATE: I actually had an extra cable in my bag from the getgo that I just found! Anyway, was able to re-package the chord and return it to Rite Aid no questions asked. No harm. No foul. Moving on.

having fun online tbh

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This was fun I had fun doing these -jeff, 2020

TODAY IS 9/11 / ON THIS DAY WE NEED TO NEVER FORGET / IF WE FORGET TO NEVER FORGET THEN THAT IS BAD / WE HAVE DONE A BAD JOB IF WE HAVE FORGOTTEN / OUR PUNISHMENT IS THAT WE HAVE TO REMEMBER / AND REMEMBERING TO NEVER FORGET IS SOMETIMES WORSE THAN REMEMBERING THE THING WE FORGOT TO NEVER FORGET / THE THING HAS BEEN RENDERED USELESS AND UNIMPORTANT VIA THE VARIOUS LAYERS OF ANT-FORGETFULNESS MANDATES / WE WANT TO NEVER FORGET SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY CAN'T REMEMBER / EVEN IF WE WANTED TO / GOOD THING WE PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO / WANTING TO REMEMBER TAKES A LOT MORE EFFORT THAN SAYING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET / NEVER FORGET