for: a band name / band concept
what the heck you got in mind, Jeff: (hear me out) The Dave SlapsYou Band
go on: just a band fronted by a guy/guys named Dave who go around slapping audience members (a real fun time for the whole family)
K E Y: ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video; † = highly recommended content
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Gimme a "C-O-N-T-E-N-T
… wut does that spell? PENGUIN QUEEN 2016!"
CONTENT POST ID: G0007386229_10
POSTED: 11:30:15 AM EST
FROM: PPHQ Philly
GENERAL DESCRIP: Good picture & words
CONTENT POST ID: G0007386229_10
POSTED: 11:30:15 AM EST
FROM: PPHQ Philly
GENERAL DESCRIP: Good picture & words
PRESS RELEASE. Missouri, Idaho, Worldwide, USA. So puhleased to announce the debut of two new programs Live from PPHQ (which I will record on my phone with Facebook Live––update:DELETED) and Jeffkkast Live (which I will record on my knockoff iRulu tablet with Ustream). The titles of these shows are basically meaningless trash. I shoulda called the iPhone "Jeffkkast Live" because I will probably only record with the tablet one in my basement so "Live from PPHQ" makes more sense? Who the F knows. This is the beginning of the end but at least it's the beginning. Everything is meaningless. See you on the feeds.
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Big shout out to Eddie Royal who is an avid reader of this blog. Great GTPRTD! (garbage time punt return TD) Got me THA OVAH!!! More like Eddie King if you ask me. ("royal" just doesn't cut it)
Monday, September 19, 2016
Just got back from Raleigh
and I took a 2+ hour nap. Maybe the longest nap I've taken in 3+ years? Debating how hard I should crush this coming week. Leaning towards FULL ANNIHILATION. For starters, I put on another 17.5 lbs so there's no where to go but up in the health & fitness dept. Secondly, I got so many ideas juices flowing that my shit is like literally a river and the river is flooding (call FEMA, bitches). Thirdly, I don't even need a third point. Lemme just watch MNF and do one last carb binge in peace. L8er.
Friday, September 16, 2016
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Just a fun little parlay
Def hoping Tanaka kills it tonight but part of me thinks this is gonna be an old school barnburner.
Some pro football wagering opps (this evening & beyond)
Here's how I got $25 spread out tonight. Fly, $25. Grow into a beautiful, $64.47 butterfly!
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
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The second bet was a nice little hit and I wish I had more dough on it, but to cover my ass I did a little live bet hedge on the late game over (see red bet #1). This is L.S.G. 101 and I am the professor.
Monday, September 12, 2016
FUCKING LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT A NEW LIGHTNING CABLE TO CHARGE MY IPHONE AT RITE AID FOR $21 AND I CUT INTO THE PACKAGE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND I CUT THE FUCKING CHORD IN HALF. FML.
UPDATE: I actually had an extra cable in my bag from the getgo that I just found! Anyway, was able to re-package the chord and return it to Rite Aid no questions asked. No harm. No foul. Moving on.
UPDATE: I actually had an extra cable in my bag from the getgo that I just found! Anyway, was able to re-package the chord and return it to Rite Aid no questions asked. No harm. No foul. Moving on.
Sunday, September 11, 2016
TODAY IS 9/11 / ON THIS DAY WE NEED TO NEVER FORGET / IF WE FORGET TO NEVER FORGET THEN THAT IS BAD / WE HAVE DONE A BAD JOB IF WE HAVE FORGOTTEN / OUR PUNISHMENT IS THAT WE HAVE TO REMEMBER / AND REMEMBERING TO NEVER FORGET IS SOMETIMES WORSE THAN REMEMBERING THE THING WE FORGOT TO NEVER FORGET / THE THING HAS BEEN RENDERED USELESS AND UNIMPORTANT VIA THE VARIOUS LAYERS OF ANT-FORGETFULNESS MANDATES / WE WANT TO NEVER FORGET SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY CAN'T REMEMBER / EVEN IF WE WANTED TO / GOOD THING WE PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO / WANTING TO REMEMBER TAKES A LOT MORE EFFORT THAN SAYING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET / NEVER FORGET