I have never had a goatee in all my life despite how this picture makes it appear. Believe it or not, this picture has been digitally enhanced (as they say) and it makes it seem as though I do have a goatee. I included a picture of a man with an actual goatee for reference. This man is ashamed of his face and he should be. No goats.

Cylinders, 2016.

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You never know what you're gonna get.

Here's the 10-day weather forecast. My advice, sports fans? BE WEIRD. Be your 1 true weird-ass self, and the weather will always be 70 + sunny. Take care.

My wife drew this picture of our dog.

My computer keyboard is 60% electronics and plastic, and 40% everything bagel and human skin.

I just published a book* called Deer Me. Its Table of Contents are:

• 1 Grape Leaves Everyday
• 2 The Spider is Just a Fly Now
• 3 Gary
• 4 My Face is a Computer

*there are no words

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The Berlin Wall (probably).

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Trying something.

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The fact
The fact
The only
The only

[this was a poem btw]

Current status: enjoying a sour apple blow pop at the office while the voices in my tell me to ignore everything I've learned about the Wim Hof breathing method, but I can't be defeated; I am a gifted athlete and artist, and I will be eating a blessed vegan lunch in a matter of moments.

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I can't lie: I am using the computer right now and it feels great.

AUTOMATED MASSAGE: My vacation has officially ended. I ate three doughnuts in its honor.

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What if you took a picture of a squirrel on a "beware of dog" sign?

I left a satanic tip the other night.

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AUTOMATED MASSAGE: I am on vacation until 11 July 2016

I think it would be cool if artists openly tried to operate outside of the Apple/Tidal/Spotify stream wars system. Not sure how feasible this would be but some artist has to be big enough to build their own infrastructure and monetize it.

Sitting in front of this mega AC vent just to air myself out after shower.

In case anyone was wondering you can't use the fried shrimp emoji in the title field for YouTube videos. This has been a public service announcement.

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BREAKING:

[Source.]

I think I'm gonna pull all my music off Soundcloud. And just use it for podcasting?