Wednesday, December 7, 2016
I call this Ultra. Maybe it will be an album cover one day.
I am using a second phone (fancy, yes)––a cracked iPhone 4––for all my podcast and music listening purposes now. It's a bit inconvenient having to carry another device all over the place (I have three now, counting my MiFi). Anyway, I am still going to be posting choice screengrabs of pods via the /podcasts tag on my Tumblr page. So there's that.
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
I'm doing it wrong
I need to start a vlog where I just watch The View shirtless and comment on it in a total annoyed huff.
I saw these pink glasses with a tiny fake mustache hanging from them at the Dollar Zone last night. Without exaggerating, I think they are the stupidest product I've ever seen for sale. Good thing they got 400 UV protection.
This was the first time I've watched a second of that show @midnight and while––I'm pretty sure it's popular––jesus christ I don't get it at all. I watched all three of those clips with my mouth agape wondering what I was missing. Just awful nonsense. It's 5x-a-week of just Daniel Tosh Lite and bad puns? FUCK.
This is what I aspire to be. Only every single project would be as big/long. (TWSS)
Monday, December 5, 2016
Billionaire Simmons' Ring Ring Shop: Black Friday is almost here (don't settle)
The only thing left not rotting or lit on fire at his content farm, folks, are a ~half-dozen or so blind alpacas. They can be yours for the price of a working email address or _______ (barter). These are gonna fly, so run. Don't walk.
Great Xmas gift for a loved one who is super into ping pong. In semi-related news, I am executive producing a new P.P. cassingle for the tracks "The Ping Pong Lagoon" and "Bahamas, Québec" by [REDACTED]. It's gonna be hot!!!
LOL 😆
"Neither the 49ers nor the Bears completed a pass in the first quarter of Sunday’s 26-6 Chicago win, something that hadn’t happened in the NFL in 28 years." [Source.]
Trebuchet Poem #1
musically • of the computer flutes • we recharge bits • fit for • like melting butter • a desecrated stay • venerable and unstable • totally on/off • the species is already extinct • put the vegans in the trash can • blacked-out humans with tattered umbrellas • swept off their feet • into the cloud • to google • again
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Classik 👹666 Football Bet
Satanic college athletics wagering: there ain't nothing like it. I got a $6 six-team six-point teaser that pays out 6-1 with a bonus of no game kicking off later than 6PM EST!
Friday, December 2, 2016
This "Will Toledo"^ fellow needs to …
EVERY1 is not XGAU-LEVEL THINKER and should not SHARE THEIR 🎶 THOUGHTS WILLY-NILLY
LOL Punz INDENTED ;-)
My biggest beef with iPhones and why I'm seriously considering flipping is the insane and mysterious "other" storage clog. I did a factory reset only a month or two ago and—while it did clear that space temporarily—I'm already back to 5+ GB of stupid "other" preventing me from doing everything I'd like to with this machine. It's super frustrating.
Thursday, December 1, 2016
I am now gonna go to the gym and I'm gonna do a live video of my run to the gym on Facebook here and when I get there I am gonna walk on the treadmill at speed 2.7 at the top/hardest incline (15) for an hour while I watch that Tony Robbins documentary and then I am gonna run home and do another live video of my jog back and when I get home I'm gonna shower and I then am going out to the movies tonight and then to dinner here. I don't feel well but I need to do these things. I am currently sitting on a beach chair and my back hurts.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Planning a run through beautiful downtown Morgantown PA for this Saturday morning.
UPDATE: Just thought of something. Not sure why you can't save maps you make like this to your account and open them in the Google Maps app. I think the embedding is cool and looks good but it's dumb I have to email myself a link to that running path and keep it in my inbox (although it does open in the app with all points included). I guess this is a fairly particular request/complaint.
UPDATE: Just thought of something. Not sure why you can't save maps you make like this to your account and open them in the Google Maps app. I think the embedding is cool and looks good but it's dumb I have to email myself a link to that running path and keep it in my inbox (although it does open in the app with all points included). I guess this is a fairly particular request/complaint.
In other news, let me hype this new (or new to me') app called Sports Action. I am Jeff Kkast on it, although I don't think there's a social function to follow people (yet?). This app is great. Starting tonight I am going to track my actual plays on it daily/nightly. Only two pieces of criticism I have thus far: (1) I wish you could track international soccer because I've had a lot of fun betting on that recently, and (2) the alerts worked a little more smoothly/differently. But all and all, Awesome App Great Job.
I think this might be the most perfect work of art I've ever made. It's definitely the most important.
