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Monday, February 5, 2018

Super Bowl LII Prop Bets

Yes, I realize how dumb it is that I am posting my prop bets after the Super Bowl (and I had some good ones this year too!) but that's what I'm doing. Posterity, etc. I've highlighted my winners. ENJOY FOLKS.
The rain had stopped and my neighbor Rocky was running across the street holding two mugs of beer, oddly stacked on top of each other, looking for someone to hug. His T-shirt was red and not green. Later, when he was hugging me, he mentioned something about his wife, who had died less than a year ago, and about how this shirt was for her (I didn't quite glean why). Then he asked me what my name was.

Imagine getting paid to be this bad at your job.

[let the record show that the final score of SBLII was Eagles 41 - Patriots 33]

Saturday, February 3, 2018

I went to Rutgers vs #3 Purdue today at the RAC. They really battled. Although it wasn't truly ever quite as the two-point final margin, I think they should hold their heads high tonight. I'm proud of my boys in Scarlett.

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somewhere

Thursday, February 1, 2018

I've never felt compelled to use the term 'it's lit' until N O W

honestly, it's just always nice to streamline the process
red black red black red black red black red black red black red black red black
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Tuesday, January 30, 2018

🐼 Just a little message for the haters 🐼


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Monday, January 29, 2018