The rain had stopped and my neighbor Rocky was running across the street holding two mugs of beer, oddly stacked on top of each other, looking for someone to hug. His T-shirt was red and not green. Later, when he was hugging me, he mentioned something about his wife, who had died less than a year ago, and about how this shirt was for her (I didn't quite glean why). Then he asked me what my name was.

Imagine getting paid to be this bad at your job.

[let the record show that the final score of SBLII was Eagles 41 - Patriots 33]

In Defense of Single Ply TP: A Manifesto of Sorts (or A Manifesto of Shits LoL, Get It?)

I went to Rutgers vs #3 Purdue today at the RAC. They really battled. Although it wasn't truly ever quite as the two-point final margin, I think they should hold their heads high tonight. I'm proud of my boys in Scarlett.

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I've never felt compelled to use the term 'it's lit' until N O W

honestly, it's just always nice to streamline the process

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I know Google is a progressive company and all but celebrating the life of Heaven’s Gate cult leader, "Do," is taking it a bit far; don't you think?