I have a (literal) 🔥🔥🔥 take on the Tom Brady hand injury

So, it was super weird that he wore gloves to his presser. This is true. If it was some kind of structural injury than what would gloves be hiding? Especially if he can make a fist, as has been reported. So my hot take is... that he burned his hand. (Get it? Hot?) Maybe he grabbed a castiron skillet at home or something, but that's what he's hiding: treated, bandaged burns. 🔥🔥🔥 baby! Let's go. #GloveGate

I think classifying this as "bizarre" does no justice to the sentiment behind it but what the fuck do I know.

January 19, 2018 at 10:51AM

Having some A+ 'rrhea r.n. TBH

Shenanigoons

New band name i'm swirrrrlllling around

Catch up on the madness of the EVERYDAY SONGZ project here.

My company name is NextGen Solutions Unlimited LTD™

Shenani-NO-can-DO

Well i gues 2day is THURS-DAY

I need a big, ORCA-SIZED lunch to feed that hatred lingering inside me, to shut that shit up, ya hurr?

Howz_the_year_goin_4U?

Guess u could say its going pretty_OK 4ME ;)

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