This is the cover I submitted for this '''release''' {DJ President Trump, y'all} via a new APP-ONLY! (lol) service that, apparently, delivers your shit to ALL serving platforms with NO service fee + NO royalty %! If that seems too good to be true––ha!!––I'm wit u. We'll see...... (this is the alternative cover OF COURSE; I'd never actually do a design like this, what am I CRAZZZY??) (it's called "a THE PIZZA PUPPIES release" b/c The Pizza Puppies were the name I applied for via the app and I, obviously, thought that was appropz)
K E Y: ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video; † = highly recommended content
Friday, January 19, 2018
I have a (literal) 🔥🔥🔥 take on the Tom Brady hand injury
So, it was super weird that he wore gloves to his presser. This is true. If it was some kind of structural injury than what would gloves be hiding? Especially if he can make a fist, as has been reported. So my hot take is... that he burned his hand. (Get it? Hot?) Maybe he grabbed a castiron skillet at home or something, but that's what he's hiding: treated, bandaged burns. 🔥🔥🔥 baby! Let's go. #GloveGate
I think classifying this as "bizarre" does no justice to the sentiment behind it but what the fuck do I know.
Thursday, January 18, 2018
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
YouTube disabling low-view accounts from monetizing is kind of a b.s. movie imo. I don't see how this will combat nazism or [whatever]. I really don't. The 'wild wild west' nature of YT always made it feel like the most level playing field of the social networks, if you even want to lump it in with them. Oh well, the Facebookification of the Internet knows no limits. Say la, V.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
My Top 5 Movies of 2017
5. The Beguiled: kind of a distant 5th at this point; I'm still catching up on most of the good ones and would assume this falls out (but based on score, I'll leave it here).4. Brigsby Bear: a rare treat where the audacity of a wacky premise is equaled by the strength of performers/execution.
3. Nathan for You: Finding Frances: not technically a "movie" but who cares! This feature length piece is one of the most original things I've seen in awhile.
2. Phantom Thread: PTA continues his reign as the best filmmaker in the world right now; my podcast review is forthcoming.
1. Lady Bird: a classic.