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Wednesday, July 19, 2017

On the day after Halloween 2009, I wrote the piece "Does Baseball = Self-Loathing?" and the world would never be the same. Would you like to read it now?

Two days before Halloween in 2009, I wrote the following piece, "Google is like Led Zeppelin (only better)." I'd like to share it with you now. I love you.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

I wanna run, don't nowhere



Last night I killed a roach on the side of my house with paper towels, my hand cloaked in an oven mitt.

Friday, July 14, 2017

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Sports ...  I fucking love em.

July 14, 2017 at 07:44AM

Another day I'm up at like 6:15 and my two year old is still asleep. Ay caramba!

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

I'm secretly pissed friends are coming down to Philly tomorrow night (to see a different show) and I'm missing this.




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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Monday, July 10, 2017