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Monday, May 22, 2017

adding to my expereince last night watching the TWIN PEAKS RETURN PARTS 1&2:

  • my dad was sleeping sitting straight up on the couch in the adjacent room
    (could hear his breathing throughout)
  • my parents dog who is old and has these weird open sores was sleeping near
    me and the stink her sores emit is truly something
I am the boy without subplot, moving through this world of sludge a vessel better suited for carrying pet birds to and from the pet bird morgue to I.D. their dead pet bird counterparts. The horrific accidents they endure are not so different than our every moment. I am a parrot and I was never the boy.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Friday, May 19, 2017

May 19, 2017 at 10:47AM

I'm breathing rn

Thursday, May 18, 2017


Look at this sign why is it in a cage ?? Set the cage free is what I say folks ;; Set it ALL THE WAY free !!

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

HAHAHA JUST 8 ?!?!?!

Eight different filters will be available starting today, including a few different crowns, ones that make a person look like a koala or a rabbit, and another that sends math equations spinning around your head.

May 16, 2017 at 09:16AM

Always the 💨 windshield, never the 🐜 bug

Monday, May 15, 2017

A 🍕 FOR DOGS?

Sure thing, howza'bout uno large "" P u p p e r o n i "" pizza pie coming up, lol. Just a gag-post, folks. The actual good content is coming soon I promise.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Next up: fannypack phase™

Doing the damn posts like I was meant to.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Folks, I am a "hip" guy who is generally very OK, if not "supremely hip" to the hippy mentality/lifestyle. I AM NOT HERE TO JUDGE. I also have very neutral feelings on panhandlers/bums. Life is shit, and sometimes it defeats you 77-0. I get it. Do what needs to be done. I'm just another bit of flesh covered in slightly cleaner clothes. But lord almighty I am not OK with the scene represented in the photograph above, which I took at 4:27 PM yesterday on the corner of York & Aramingo in Philadelphia. This is a super busy intersection, and this… this poor dog. It made me so depressed. Yes, he kinda looks cozy in this photograph, but trust me: cars were constantly buzzing by within feet of his/her head as 'the owner' held out the hat for cars stopped at the left-turn red. This wasn't safe. Please, hippies and bums (god love ya): STOP IT WITH THE PETS. Panhandle all the livelong day––whether by total freedom of choice, or otherwise––but leave the pups at Mom's. Thank you. /PSA
=-ity // ž∂ƒ0

May 12, 2017 at 09:19AM

Rock bottom is decidedly not so rocking imo.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Even without any current context, this is just an incredibly bizarre statement. Is it a joke? Could/would anyone be able to confirm it's a joke? And if it is, why is it funny?

Friday, May 5, 2017