Here's a lil upcoming tennis ball (🎾) wager. Both matches are set to start at the top of the hour (10AM EST), in separate ATP events. The first of which features my boy Paire playing in his home country of France. He is 0-1 against his opponent but that match was a 5-set affair back in 2010. The bottom draw features my boy Seppi, an Italian, trying to go 3/3 head-to-head vs his opponent in a tournament called "Sofia" in Bulgaria. I love betting on weird things in the morning.

find your own "P A T H" then create mysterious diagrams behind you in the form of discarded Skittles©

"Destined to lose," gif 2017.

Need the gentleman on the left to win right now. $70 are at stake folks.

Had a dream last night where I found couscous under my toenail.

2 ⚾️ notes:

• just realized the Yanks signed old-ass Matt Holiday this off-season

• realized the above after reading this Deadspin article about how they just signed Chris Carter, who I'm embarrassed to say I had never heard of before reading that!

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Bet the over on this match (2.5) and it's getting dicey, folks. 2-0 Hamburg with under 10 to go.

Ballad of a Social Media Diarist

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a poem

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Z lost and thus begins my (continued) demise;

it's like the New Coke™ of my demise–haha.