INTERESTING NOTE (IS IT?): Hi. My last post utilized an image which I got off the internet and the name of the jpeg was/is "duplicative forest" and I like the look and sound of those two words, in that order, and I just wanted to do a post about it. Thanks for reading my blog. Gob Bless.

One day I will record an album called Duplicative Forest. No doubt. For sure.

I need to push my body to the limits of abstraction

Hi. If you're like me, you're constantly wondering what is the purpose of human existence. This is why I choose to run marathons and this is why I choose to become the world's most prolific songwriter and one of its most prolific art-makers (in general, ad nausem, semper fi, forever and forever amen). One can explore in these seemingly fruitless excursions into mental/physical exhaustion something akin to a drug, I guess. Pushing your body towards the edge of [death?] leads to an abstraction, an abstraction of self and possibly even the 'idea' of human beings. If we are able to level consciousness through narcotics and there is no other way to do this, then that doesn't say much about the nature of existence. So begins my new journey tonight: training for my second marathon on May 7th in Cincinnati, Ohio. I hope to run at least four more marathons after this (Boston, NYC, [another random, potentially west coast American city] & [international city]), and I'd like to get into mega-marathon running, if not on an organized level, then on a solely individual level. I'd love to run from Philadelphia to Raleigh, for example, to visit family one day.

My personal protest chant…

No Duh.
No Shit.
I Don't Think I'm Equipped. ^

CRYPTIC THING

I made, from a txt file found in a folder used to organize the Lifecast.info videos.

Using a new word counter app. I like to see my progress in real time. The only thing I care about is that word count. This is from a collection of ultra-flash fiction (each 'story' is ~50 words or less) called Six Six Six, because there will be 666 total stories when I'm done.

FUN FACT: The background of the Vine app is black now because it is in mourning.

January 27, 2017 at 11:22PM

Part of me thinks Marvin Zucker only invented this website to get rich.

The newest song is 📓

I'm happy to share it with you. (More) formal edition coming soon.

January 27, 2017 at 04:18PM

I feel like my face is getting fatter but the rest of me is wasting away…

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A sad day

My dog has retired from make sports picks.

MAKE MONEY 💰 FAKE NEWS 📰 TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE DUDES 🏡 MAKE MONEY 💰 FAKE NEWS 📰 TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE DUDES 🏡

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Just filmed another college basketball gambling video with my dog, Franklin. Really think this might be my big ticket, folks.

He picked Towson -2 vs College of Charleston
and Portland +5 @ Pepperdine (video forthcoming)

The second bet is only viable (for me) if the first one hits, because I unloaded all my money on Towson -2, so… LET'S GO TIGERS!!!

I googled the word "Scruples" and it turns out there is a strip club in Bucks County PA named Scruples lol. Here is their blogspot blog lol (free lunch of Fridays FTW, amirite?). The definition of a "skro͞op" (slang for scruple) is "a feeling of doubt or hesitation with regard to the morality or propriety of a course of action" so I guess that is an OK name for a strip club. IDK. Nothing matters. My dog is gambling on sports now.

Hear me out

The iPhone autofill emoji when you type "good" is, for me, 👌. This is like supposed to be the *magnifique* hand gesture I guess? Whatever. The point is I've adopted an unofficial policy of always adding the autofill emojis no matter what. But, for the record, in this case, the 👌emoji is not a gesture I would ever use in real life. I just felt compelled to clear the air on this topic. Thank you.