I'm going to listen to this ~3.5-hour audiobook of Mark Baumer's Holiday Meat, which he recorded himself in true Mark Baumer fashion. I feel bad that I never bought this book (I think it's sold out now, but the ebook of I am a road is available here).

Today's forthcoming LIFECAST video is in dedication to Mark. Please donate to the cause Mark was championing at youcaring.com/barefoot if you can.

Autofill results after "sponge"—lol.

RIP Mark Baumer

I'm feeling pretty devastated right now. There was no bigger creative influence in my life than the writer and artist and poet Mark Baumer. His daily dispatches were a true highlight of my day. Mark was struck and kicked by a car walking across america raising awareness and money for climate change, and it's left me feeling insanely empty.

It isn't the $3000 the prophecy foretold, but 30-1 is still 30-1. Happy Championship Sunday.

One might say that this frog, which I photographed this morning at the aquarium in Camden, NJ, is the spiritual / frog version of me, your humble blogger and friend. One might say.

Just bet everything on Rutgers basketball 🏀 +125 home vs Nebraska

If I win, I'm letting it (~ $60) ride:

• 3pm Missouri/Missouri St. 🏀 ML Parlay
• 7pm Milwaukee Bucks 🦌 ML
• 10pm San Jose Sharks 🦈 -1.5

IF ALL THIS HITS I AM GONNA PUT $100 ON A STEELERS/PACKERS ML + BOTH OVERS PARLAY AND POCKET THE REST

WOW ALL MY TEETH JUST FELL OUT HAHA

a poem:

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there is a new president

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it is trump

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lol

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i'm getting

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pizza

tonight

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so

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whatever y'all

I got more sleep last night than any other previously in 2017 and I couldn't feel more irritable right now––what the fuck is that all about?

Gambling on the IVORY COAST soccer team in ~10min. Betting on this bad-ass logo tbh.

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Fun Fact: the Twin Peaks pilot episode had nearly four times as many viewers as The Big Bang Theory's did. #TVFunFacts #CanUBelieveIt? #TPReboot17

Sweet! I reached 77 people with my 0-views video! Thanks, Facebook!

January 19, 2017 at 09:59PM

Watching the rest of The Future (2011).

bag under my right eye + avocado emoji (🥑) / the letter "O" in blue sans serif, sideways =

IDFK man

For whatever reason the buttons on the lefthand side of my Tumblr (courtesy of cooltext.com) started to disappear. I couldn't be bothered with fixing this dumb thing so I just deleted all of them. I miss them and this is truly a sad day but there's nothing else I could've done.

Shoutout to "A House with Rooms" and "FlyNaked"—my neighbors are really bringing their wifi network naming A-game.

My iPhone won't back up via iTunes because it keeps saying it's disconnected but then it shows that it's connecting the whole time? I feel like this is a conspiracy to get me to use iCloud. I won't back down though.