I'm in charge of my company's (day job y'all) Twitter account and there are certainly worse tasks in this world but jesus christ all of the Trump Thoughts™ I need to look at/consider. I've been able to successfully purge all Trump-related news / politics in general from my life, except for two arenas. This Twitter account and the stupid TVs at my gym, half of which are on 24-hour cable news channels which cover Trump roughly 98% of the time. I watch movies at the gym but these TVs are giant, looming in pretty much everyone's sightline (it's a Planet Fitness, if that reference works for you––I believe all of their gyms are set up the same way). My previous gym was $30 more a month but only had individual TVs on each machine. Starting to think the extra $360/year was worth it to save me from this hellacious distraction.

Here's an email I just wrote to my brother

re my thoughts on last night's 10-7 Giants victory over the Cowboys.

http://pic.twitter.com/KvunpYG85V — ø (@0tterboy) December 11, 2016

THE MAN ON THE TV IS NOT FOR SALE THOUGH • DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PURCHASE THIS TV THINKING YOU ARE GOING TO GET THIS MAN AS WELL • HE IS NOT A PART OF THIS SALE AND ACTUALLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S A REAL PERSON • HE MIGHT BE A CARTOON (WHO KNOWS)

http://pic.twitter.com/gMyHGmrmZM — ø (@0tterboy) December 11, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/doKzaRWc00 — ø (@0tterboy) December 9, 2016

/nulligan

http://pic.twitter.com/dmgluH8H7l — ø (@0tterboy) December 9, 2016

The latest title from DICK COMMA [dot] MOBI

~ catchup on all the action here ~

http://pic.twitter.com/OFsboDN7eD — ø (@0tterboy) December 9, 2016

I'll be honest, my gums could be healthier.

Love the Ravins. Have a good feeling about the Ravins this weekend.

This article is a study in contradiction.

"Hey man aren't memes stupid?"
"YES."
"Right on, now here's 50 questions where I mention all the memes."

Ugh, ugh and ugh.

http://pic.twitter.com/0jrQvn40w8 — ø (@0tterboy) December 8, 2016

I don't think I slept almost 8 hours, oh well

I purchased a knock-off FitBit™ primarily to track my sleep and after one night, the results are in! Unfortunately, they're not at all accurate imo. Let's take a closer look, little froggie.

/nulliganZ