K E Y: ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video; † = highly recommended content
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
I'm doing it wrong
I need to start a vlog where I just watch The View shirtless and comment on it in a total annoyed huff.
This was the first time I've watched a second of that show @midnight and while––I'm pretty sure it's popular––jesus christ I don't get it at all. I watched all three of those clips with my mouth agape wondering what I was missing. Just awful nonsense. It's 5x-a-week of just Daniel Tosh Lite and bad puns? FUCK.
Monday, December 5, 2016
Billionaire Simmons' Ring Ring Shop: Black Friday is almost here (don't settle)
The only thing left not rotting or lit on fire at his content farm, folks, are a ~half-dozen or so blind alpacas. They can be yours for the price of a working email address or _______ (barter). These are gonna fly, so run. Don't walk.