Is everyone who logs onto Facebook so quickly/easily greeted with various death machines and gadgets for sale? WTF. Straight garbage.

🚨 STOP THE 📰 ¦¦ ☟This is Me ☟

I like the way this blue water tower looks here. It's true. I'm not lying. I like the way it looks. I guarantee it.

I seriously wanna know how David Blaine did that 🐸->🍷Trick. Everyone in room must be in on it.

Sunset over the Delaware river

Just some words I wrote. You can quote me. On these words which I wrote after thinking them with my brain. Please RT.

http://pic.twitter.com/XznXPVpheo — ø (@0tterboy) November 16, 2016

All my bath towels smell like rotten lettuce lol 😂

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I AM QUEENS BLVD.

SS81 (in progress; Snapchat: jeffkkast) is already turnt and/or lit.

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!¡ REALLY GOOD PODCAST COMING FOLKS. "THE MUSIC PODCAST" No. 3. THE THEME IS DEATH. SHOULD BE IN THE FEEDS WITHIN THE NEXT 20MIN !¡

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PERHAPS THE MOST HONEST CRITIQUE OF MY WORK I'VE EVER READ.