Necessary viewing.

AN APPRECIATION OF THE ANJOU 🍐 (HOT FIRE FRUIT OF THE GODS)

Yo. I'm feeling pretty shitty here in Philadelphia. It's raining. But guess what? Anjou pears fucking rule and I want to tell the world about them. That's all I got to say.

This to me is the only essential reading post-election.

I get the The Dismemberment Plan confused with The Dillinger Escape Plan. I realize they're very different. Sorry, I'm just feeling vulnerable right now and needed to share that.

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I think I can finally come out and say this now that we're living in a Trump-is-the-President :

DREAMLOG:

6,666 people voted for Clinton in 'my ward'

Whoa. Nice. I take heed in this. That the majority of my neighbors aren't lunatics. We can only keep our neighborhoods strong and move on from there imo. I don't know really know what that means though. Sorry, I'm just into sports and shit. [Source.]

The greatest take on the The 2016 Election Disaster was of course presented by none other than Mr. Joel Embiid. While The Process is not currently an American citizen, he should be immediately granted such status as this burn is the sickest and funniest burn / 'lightening of the mood' I have uncovered yet. [Source.]

A garlic press ordered off Amazon dot com just arrived. Presumably to press garlic with. More details as they emerge.

At least Bill Belichick is happy