The greatest take on the The 2016 Election Disaster was of course presented by none other than Mr. Joel Embiid. While The Process is not currently an American citizen, he should be immediately granted such status as this burn is the sickest and funniest burn / 'lightening of the mood' I have uncovered yet. [Source.]

A garlic press ordered off Amazon dot com just arrived. Presumably to press garlic with. More details as they emerge.

At least Bill Belichick is happy

If I owned a winery its slogan would be "Make America GRAPE Again" 🍇

Timely. Humorous. Would do big business imo.

In more important news, just need a TD in the Western Michigan/Kent St. matchup to hit the over, and for Eastern Michigan to cover +7 to hit my #Maction tease.

This is really happening

I saw T as high as +600 after ~7PM. Now he's the favorite 😵…This is truly unreal. I threw some cash on him when he got to even money. Fuck it lol wtf.

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#MACTION

Let's go 🏈🏈🏈

EXCLSUIVE

Why is it illegal to post pictures of your ballot? Seems dumb. Or maybe it's not illegal and people are just saying that as a goof? Definitely don't care enough to google this.

Perhaps my worst URL purchase of all-time. A play on the BENGHAZI craze. RIP. Dying a fitting death this week given the circumstances. Trenghazi.com must die so S H E may live.

ICYMI I SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA MYSELF LAST NIGHT BY RUNNING ON A PATH THRU THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS! EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: HERE.

Election Day special. I voted for Hillbilly Kingpin.

BREAKING NEWS:

Sponge Bob is for Trump!

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Plotting to run my 2nd Marathon …

I ran my first marathon in Philly almost two years ago now, and I've got the bug to do another one. First thing I did was set a future month (May 2017) then I did some googling, and voila: this baby is perfect. It's the day after my b-day in a city I've never been to, and the Yanks are playing the Reds the day after the race. I am doing this. By hook or by crook.