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Interesting.

I'm watching a latenight talkshow and I can't imagine how they've been doing Trump jokes for however long it's been. It literally feels like everyone involved––the host, the writers, the audience––is just going through the motions. It's very weird. I can't wait for this segment of culture to die. I feel like it's not going to be too long.

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Matty Ice is my favorite African-American running back in the NFL no question.

How exciting is the #FunBelt?

They literally ran a segment right before the second half of Arkansas St. vs Georgia St. that just counted down the largest student body populations in the conference. It was amazing.

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Buffalo can absolutely cover this spread (20). Other than turnovers (2-0 in Bobcats favor) stats look even. Let's go blue! UPDATE:

Buffalo managed to outgain Ohio in this game and lose by 24 which is an incredibly impressive feat. I'm not even mad for betting on them 😡

— jeff ❥᷁)͜͡˒ ⋊ (@jeffylocks) November 4, 2016

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Got some great sports content coming 🔜

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s/o the makers of YouTube Capture; yallz haven't updated the app on iOS in ? (years?) but at least the cool cat appears when you drag down on the one screen

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RIP GORBZ :-(

Let's get it trending! #GORBZ

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I wrote this. It's a poem. I didn't really write it but I stole it. I'm not gonna do anything with it except leave it here.

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I like following sports on my 📱

I've been using the CBS Sports app which lets you add games to a watchlist which means those scores are all stacked (in light blue) immediately when you open the app.

It's 🌻 seed time !
im really trying to lose some weight / be healthier and now is the part of the day i really start to drag and my body misreads this drag as "hunger" a lot of the times, so ive taken to suckn & spittn seeds to relieve this pressure / give my mouth something to do; i know ur like, ''just SING bro'' haha no shit i should just sing and maybe i will

New Wave band BLONDIE owns my youtube on Christmas Island

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It's true.

A GoPro™ minus the "go" and also the "pro" lol 😂

Of all my lost wagers last evening, this was the most upsetting. Just need one more TD to go over, and this 10-1 parlay woulda hit. Sports gambling is incredibly dumb and I love it so much.

I have a new favorite team. OMG. The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp. Currently going out of my way to preserve this news footage on my hard drive. Wish me well.

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World Series action via SB dot ag.

Will be going large on a Cubs/under play to right the proverbial ship. Just waiting on the numbers to shift in my favor. Juice on the under bet with the total at 7 is -135. Would much rather wait for 6.5 and more value. This one is destined to be a 2-1 type game it feels. Stay tuned.

POST-GYM: NOTHING IS REAL BUT THE STRUGGLE AND ART WHICH ARE BOTH THE SAME THING

Today will go down in history as the day I briefly considered the solo piano works of Jandek. Thank you for reading this blog.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF CONTENT I'VE EVER MADE AND I DOUBT IF EVEN THREE PEOPLE WILL RT IT.

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♪ Bawitdaba, da Blake, da Blake Bortles diggy, diggy, said the Bortles, said up jump the Bortles ♪

Text thus far for my novel Words of the Ninja, which when/if completed will be the longest novel ever written. #MarkMyWords

NEW OHIO STATE 'THROW BACK' UNIFORMS TO BE WORN WHEN THEY PLAY NEBRASKA; PRETTY SOLID LOOK IF YOU ASK ME. I'M NOT A FAN OF THE REGULAR OSU UNIS MOSTLY B/C I AM NOT A FAN OF HELMET STICKERS; I AM PROBABLY IN MINORITY ON THAT ONE, I'LL ADMIT.

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have a ton of love + respect for the T.F. no doubt no doubt

Y'all I don't even give a fuck about #NaNoWriMo2016; I author ≥ 17 novels a day

All My Boston Zoo Videos of 🐦 & 🐵 & 🐯

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TIGER ON TABLE

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Current Snapchat Story Song Cycle (aka micro EP) is a good one. Follow along live: JEFFKKAST

Didn't realize Final Cut Pro updated along with my last iMac OS update. It looks v different and I am scared 😱

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I forgot to take a picture that I wanted to take 🙇

Good morning ☀️ from the yawning man with the large pimple 🔴on his face. Halloweeen 🎃was yesterday. Today begins the month of the turkey 🦃. Namaste to all reading this dispatch.