#HillbillyforPrison is the hashtag folks. So they want to throw Hillbilly Kingpin in the smacker? I'd like to see them try. Our future Lady President is stronger than a horde of wolverines (and better looking). Even if you did manage to put her in prison she would get out and be an even better leader of this great nation. You can't put a person in jail because of a hashtag but a bad hashtag can land you behind bars if you're not careful. My advice: put down the # and pick up a barbell, ya knucklehead. Let Lady H take us to the next level. Get to the polls early and often!

Official logo of the outfit Turmericrü, whose debut micro-EP, Olaf and the Babysitter [SS76] is out now!

PETITION:

Scarves are an OK name but I think "THROAT COATS" is much more A) accurate, and B) fun to say. Please sign my petition in favor of renaming scarves to "THROAT COATS" by leaving a comment, thanks:

🎃 PUMPKIN SPICE APATHY🎃

… bout to be in-side the City of Beans, talkin BOSSTOWN, Boston USA. Mass to be exactss …

I love the Covers.com bet graphs. If you bet the Wiz ATS, you were feeling pretty solid in the 3rd when it hit green there. That's sports.

🐓 I finally figured out how fantasy basketball rotisserie scoring works! 🏀

🎃Feel like this is an appropriate graveyard decoration year round tbh

These guys were definitely NOT doing anything wrong. I repeat, imo, these fellas were just totally not doing anything wrong at all.