SOON THE DELICIOUS CUISINE I CALL 'SHRIMP KARDASHIAN' WILL BE AS FAMOUS AND AS WIDELY EATEN AS CLAMS CASINO, OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER OR THE HAM BURGER. "S.K. IS O.K." THAT IS SLOGAN FOR THIS FOOD. WHAT IS IT, YOU ASK? WELL IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF RAW SHRIMP (AT LEAST 35 MATED PAIRS--IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU HOLD A WEDDING OR OTHER CULTURALLY SIMILAR EVENT FOR EACH PAIR TO RECOGNIZE THIS!) IN A HUGE VAT OF MAYO. THE MAYO CAN BE ANY BRAND THAT IS NOT HELLMAN'S. IT CAN BE MIRACLE WHIP. SURE IT CAN, MY FRIEND. PLEASE EMAIL YOUR 'SHRIMP KARDASHIAN' PICTURES TO JEFFKKAST @ GMAIL.COM AND I'LL POST THEM HERE ON THIS BLOG. HAVE A GREAT DAY IN THE U.S.A.

Should I buy a wolf to raise my daughter or continue doing it myself?

Mike Francesa hates the OBJ stuff SO SO SO much, and it couldn't make me happier. I hope he continues to do what he's doing every single week. It's the League and the old curmudgeons who need to change. Not these players.