This guy is crossing the country on foot again and I really hope he posts content as much as possible because the last time he did it, the content was so 🔥.

(that's how the kids express COOLNESS; they don't say something is good they say something is [fire emoji]––just an FYI)

I FEEL ABOUT 35% BETTER THAN YESTERDAY BUT I AM PROGRESSIVELY FEELING WORSE SO I MIGHT FEEL -20-60% WORSE BY THE END OF IT (END OF WHAT? JK) BUT I STILL CONTINUE TO SOLDIER ON DESPITE THIS FEELING MY JAW MIGHT SOMEHOW DEATTACH AND SCRAPE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF MY SKULL SO SORRY TO MAKE IT GRAPHIC FOLKS HERE IS A PICTURE OF PROBABLY THE COOLEST MASCOT GOING THE WESTERN KENTUCKY BLOB OR WHAT HAVE YOU LOOK AT HIM SO CUTE SLIDING ON THE B-BALL COURT

feel like 🔥 garbage today, folks

[ EASILY THE WORST I'VE FELT THAT WASN'T RELATED TO DRINKING AND/OR A CLEAR CUT SICKNESS OF SOME SORT IN A LONG WHILE ]

•CONTENTSUPREME•
•CONTENTSUPREME•

It's all falling apart

Well this is why you don't bet on baseball, or really gamble on sports in general folks... I'm out.

THE PLACE TO BE IS was SLOP CITY (gone!)

gonna start referring to myself in the 3rd person more, FYI

RU 4 LIFE

I went to Project Pabst at the Electric Factory in Philadelphia

tfw u bet on the halftime moneyline of a wnba underdog no bid deal

WHEN THE CONTENT RUNS DRY

I am a simple man.