ℌ℥﷼﷼

i am an expert in [hellpostin]
i am a dilbert in [ L O V E ]

On your local Tumblr please check out my latest food vlog. Namaste. Or should I say: YUMASTE.

---

In hindsight, putting all my eggs in the Arkansas St. basket maybe not the greatest idea. But I got a little hedge. Jesus I suck at this (LOVE IT THO).

... INTERESTING, INTERESTING ...

...but what did you think about the MUSIC?!

Well, that didn't take long

Well, that didn't take long. I knew as soon as I posted about this I would immediately lose money, which I did, yet I still posted? Life is funny sometimes. Shame on you, Timea Bacsinszky. SHAME! (JK)

Watching this baseball game on my phone. Didn't realize TBS had a new logo/app.

Look, I'm not feeling great about my Sky +7 pick but it's still early! "Sky's" the limit, gals! You got this!!

selfie

Me and my friend who is real.

How to defeat the clowns

This looks good

I find TR fascinating and I can't really describe it. I may or may not have spent an hour today watching his 2006 TED Talk and listening to his podcast. I will definitely check out this movie.

EVEN ODDS FOR OVER 8.5 RUNS IN THE BALTIMORE @ TORONTO MLB PLAYOFF TONIGHT?

IF YOU DECIDE TO CLICK ON, PLEASE ENJOY THE FIRST 60 SENTENCES OF THE LONGEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN*. FORTHCOMING ON MY DEATHBED ~2066. nah

---

SKILL: was able to select least popular selection in this 'joke poll' via mega-troll's twitter