EVEN ODDS FOR OVER 8.5 RUNS IN THE BALTIMORE @ TORONTO MLB PLAYOFF TONIGHT?

IF YOU DECIDE TO CLICK ON, PLEASE ENJOY THE FIRST 60 SENTENCES OF THE LONGEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN*. FORTHCOMING ON MY DEATHBED ~2066. nah

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SKILL: was able to select least popular selection in this 'joke poll' via mega-troll's twitter

This guy's Tennis picks are indeed "so money" –– I know for certain I am jinxing him by posting about it here. I hope not.

Ndukll

nasdnfun

I am in the process of revamping/rebooting my wonderful life.... (not built for slow-ass machines; ya'll been warned). Nah Mom Stay.

I PUT SOME DOUGH ON THE +3000 MLB FUTURE WORLD SERIES MATCHUP OF METS VS RED SOX. 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF THIS. COULDN'T HURT.

FEELS LIKE I'M DOING SOMETHING PAINFULLY WRONG WITH MY LIFE.

S u p ?